Whenever I show a new person The Booby Pillow...there is almost always an awkward moment. The moment when they ask "...are those your boobs on the pillow?" I usually don't answer right away. I just smile and let there be a moment of awkward silence. I allow their face to start to go from a smile to poker straight with a little hesitation building (like "oh shit, why did I ask that question?!") and their weight starts to shift from one leg to the other leg. They might even try to quickly change the conversation.

So why is it so hard to talk about boobs? Even a conversation between women and boobs can be awkward. For example, I have a friend who I have drinks and dinner with all the time and I think she has fake boobs, but I have never asked! I have asked other women who are in the same circle of friends, but no one knows!!

And what is the proper etiquette to talk about someone's boobs? Why is this such a mystery? Well, it is not an easy answer. It depends on the relationship, situation, conversation, and the person’s personality. Are they cool or are they super formal? For a guy, I would tell you to let the girl make the first move. If a woman casually mentions her boobs in conversation, then you can talk about them in the same context. Make a comment about the same subject where she mentioned her boob or even a small joke. Also make sure to acknowledge what she said (so she doesn’t think her boob comment made you uncomfortable). Then, watch her body language. Is she now nervous or uncomfortable? If she seems awkward change the conversation immediately! What not to do? Do not get flustered or start flirting heavily by telling her she has really great breasts or by staring at them (which we all know you want to do…but don’t). And definitely do not start making a sex jokes.

For women, it’s easier. A quick compliment about how fabulous her boobs look in that sports bra or dress will spark conversation. You can even have a conversation about types of bra brands or about how your boobs are bouncing so much during the exercise class.

Another way to start talking about boobs is to show them The Booby Pillow. If they love the product, it means they love boobs! It will totally open up the conversation. They will lay on the pillow, play with the boobs and definitely squeeze them! Then the conservation will more than likely flow into talking about boobs, other peoples’ boobs and their own boobs.

So to answer the original question. Are those my boobs on the pillow? The truth is…that the boobs on the pillow are way too big to be replicas of mine. But I’m definitely the inspiration ;)

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