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Christina Hendricks' Breasts

We love Christina Hendricks' breasts. We do. We love that she's able to joke about them (sample quote: "They're real, and they're spectacular"), and we love that she has no problem owning them as part of her brand. But what about the other question? What if you have larger breasts than Hendricks does? Are there advantages to having a smaller chest than hers? Can I even ask this question without sounding like some kind of pervert who thinks all women should have large boobs?

They're real and they're spectacular

Christina Hendricks's breasts are real and they're spectacular.

If you've ever seen Mad Men, you know that Christina Hendricks is the star of the show. She plays Joan Harris, the office manager at a 1960s advertising agency in New York City. She has long wavy hair; bright blue eyes; and a body that would make most women jealous—and men drool.

She inspires us

Her figure has inspired many, us included. She even has her own line of makeup. Not only a gorgeous celeb but also an entrepreneur. Just awesome. She’s also inspired us for sure. When we created the Booby Pillow it was a way to celebrate all the gorgeous bosoms on earth, including Christina’s. It’s not often that a woman comes along who can captivate us the way she does. The cover that most reminds us of her of course is the Red Vinyl. Just imagining Christina wearing this would make our heart stop.

The Booby PIllow with Red Vinyl which is totally waterproof 💦

Artist (AI) rendition of Christina Wearing Red

She’s a superstar

Hendricks has been front-page news for years because of her breasts: It's no wonder she became known as "The Boob" in Hollywood! Her chesty figure is legendary in Hollywood because it defied gravity to become bigger than most people could imagine possible without surgery or implants. But there’s no need for either of those things when nature gives you such natural gifts like these!

Her breasts, she said, were a factor in getting cast on Mad Men.

You might be tempted to think that Christina Hendricks is just a pretty face, but you'd be wrong. She's a beautiful woman with an amazing rack.

Her breasts got her the part of Joan Holloway in Mad Men, and she's happy they did. No regrets here! She said in an interview: "I'm proud of my body."

The internet can’t get enough of Christina Hendrick’s Booobs

With the new crazy things now possible with AI, we recently came across an entire Subreddit just about her. Now we don’t condone images of her being made without her permission but it just goes to show how famous she is and how much her fans adore her.

Found on Christina Hendricks AI Subreddit… wow!

She's been frank before about her boobs

It's hard to forget the first time you saw Christina Hendricks boobs. It was probably a TV show of some kind, maybe Mad Men or an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Or maybe it was just a commercial for the Xbox One and you were like, "Whoa!" That's how it happened for me.

Christina Hendricks has said more than once that she's uncomfortable talking about herself as "the girl with huge breasts," but when people ask her about them, she doesn't really have much choice in the matter. After all, who can blame them? She's got great tits!

She also has an impressive resume behind those boobs—she was nominated for an Emmy Award nine times while working on Mad Men; she won one; she has appeared in films such as Drive and The Neon Demon; she plays Joan Harris on AMC’s long-running series; and now she’s becoming known as Megan Draper to fans of Netflix’s original series GLOW (on which our current president had his own cameo).

Hendricks knows that her appearance will always be part of her brand.

You’re a role model. You’re a celebrity. You’re a successful actress and redhead, mother and wife, breast cancer survivor. These descriptors may sound like they belong on an employee review form or as an answer to a multiple choice test question (although Hendricks is certainly all those things). But for Hendricks, these traits are part of her brand—a brand she has built with the help of marketing professionals during her long career in which she has appeared in over 40 projects (including Mad Men) and won several awards including two Emmy Awards.

The writer Alana Massey wrote a moving essay last year about how Hendricks has been an inspiration to her as a young breast cancer survivor.

The writer Alana Massey wrote a moving essay last year about how Hendricks has been an inspiration to her as a young breast cancer survivor. “If someone who looks like Christina Hendricks can fight breast cancer and keep on kicking ass, then so can I," she says.

In this fun and thought-provoking analysis of the relationship between women's breasts and their identity, Massey talks about how having big boobs taught her who she was. It's all quite personal—and also universal enough that it feels familiar even if you're not in possession of large breasts yourself (though we hope you are!).

She's pretty happy with them, thank you very much

Christina Hendricks, star of Mad Men and beloved for her torpedo-sized breasts, says she's not going to change them.

"Growing up I was always exposed to the phrase 'You're perfect just the way you are,'" she told The Daily Mail. "I really bought into that idea and I still do."

She doesn't think that a woman's attractiveness is measured by how large her chest is, which is nice of her. We've all seen women with enormous breasts that look like they're about to topple over at any moment (sorry!), so we should be grateful we live in an era where it's considered acceptable—even ideal—to have small boobs instead.

She did say that there are days when it's hard to feel comfortable with, or even in, her body.

Here's the thing: even though she has days where it's hard to feel comfortable with, or even in, her body, Ms. Hendricks said she tries not to let those feelings get the better of her.

"I have days when I'm so uncomfortable in my body that I can't leave bed," she told The Cut. "But then I have way more days where I feel really good about myself."

We honor her and her amazing looks

We are honoring Christina Hendricks because of her amazing looks. She is a role model for many people, and she has been in many roles. She has a great sense of humor and has been in many tv shows and movies. We also love how she is comfortable with herself, even with the fact that she has such an amazing body (and we're not just talking about her breasts).

Conclusion

Christina Hendricks has been open about her breasts, both their size and their effect on her life. It's great to see someone so confident in who they are and what they look like, even if it means having large breasts!


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