Growing up with big boobs there was always this question… “Can I see your necklace?” Whether it was the classic scenario of the guy at the bar or the over-confident high school boy saying it. We women all know what that question really means…

The conversation goes something like this…

Guy: Hey, Can I see your necklace? I really like it.

Girl: Uh, thanks?

Guy is smiling. Girls walk away rolling her eyes and getting the creepy perv feeling.

Yes, I like wearing necklaces but don’t comment on my necklace. We all know you’re really thinking about something else and it doesn’t have to be said out loud.

And for the love of god…unless it’s your own girlfriend, never touch the necklace or “accidentally” touch a girl’s breast while picking up the necklace to see it up close.

Back in the day, I’d be at school and there was this boy who was very well liked by others but he just gave me the creeps! I would see him and he would always head my way to talk to me. He would start conversation about class or a sporting event, then the inevitable question would be asked. “Can I see your necklace?” The first few times, I wasn’t sure what he was trying to do. Back then, I was a slow learner about sexually charged young boys. He would start to try to put his hand on my necklace, and I would quickly pull my books up to my chest to block any chance of a hand going near my boobs. If it’s not books, we have a coffee mug or glasses of wine, or the crossover scratch on our back and many other tactics to block the view of the necklace. Don’t worry boys, we have them covered.

Just to make sure you know. Keep this “pick up” line to yourself or feel free to practice that line on your own boob pillow. Your pillow won’t get creeped out. I’m sure your pillow would actually love get some jewelry and a little attention from you :)

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