Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa, white elephant or birthday: The Booby Pillow Brand Nude Edition is the squishy, huggable, very funny gift for him.

In the box: one pillow, a nude base, gray and white V-neck covers, and a tote. Ships in discreet packaging (shows up as “BP Products”) with 14-night risk-free returns. $95 (was $169).