Quick answer: The best funny gifts for your husband or boyfriend mix an inside joke with something he'll actually use. Our favorite is the Booby Pillow: a realistic, lap-size memory-foam boob pillow (15×11×9 in) that makes him laugh, keeps him comfy, and gives him something to hug when you're not around. Below are 10 more funny gift ideas for him, none of them socks.
Why funny gifts beat "sensible" gifts for your partner
You've done the sensible gifts. The wallet, the cologne, the third pair of slippers. He said thank you. He meant it, sort of.
A funny gift does something a sensible gift can't. It reminds him you get him. It's a shared joke and a flirt in a box, and it turns into a story you'll both tell. (If you've ever wondered why people love boobs so much, the Booby Pillow is basically that question answered in foam.) The trick is finding a gift that's funny and useful, so it doesn't end up in the "thanks, babe" pile.
The funny gift he'll hug every night: the Booby Pillow
Hear us out, ladies (and gents shopping for their guys): the Booby Pillow is the funniest "I love you" you can wrap.
It's a realistic boob pillow, sculpted and shaded to look like a gorgeous pair. It's a lap-size memory-foam pillow, 15×11×9 inches, built to hug, cuddle, rest a head on, and squeeze.
Why it works as a partner gift:
It's flirty, not crude. It's a wink, not a dare. He'll laugh, and so will you.
It's the perfect "while I'm away" gift. Traveling for work? Long distance? Now he's got something to hug at night. (You're welcome. Mostly.)
It's comfy, for real. Memory foam springs back after every squeeze. It actually works as a headrest or a lap pillow on movie night.
It's a forever inside joke. Every time he sees it on the couch, he thinks of you.
Plenty of women buy the Booby Pillow for their partners as a cheeky joke, and plenty of guys "borrow" it back. For the full backstory on this kind of pillow, see what a boob pillow is.
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10 more funny gifts for your husband or boyfriend
No socks. We promise.
A custom "reasons I love you" book or deck of cards, filled with funny, specific reasons. It's sweet, silly, and all about him.
A personalized face pillow or blanket with your face on it. It's the weirdest, most romantic gift you can give, and it pairs well with the Booby Pillow for a full "sleeping alone" kit.
A "couple coupons" book. One back rub, one "you pick the movie," one "I won't say anything about the dishes." He'll actually redeem them.
A novelty grill set or a cheeky apron. If he's a weekend griller, give him something to show off at the next cookout.
A beard care or grooming kit with a joke label. It's practical, and the label makes it his.
A two-player board or card game for adults, perfect for date nights in.
A "date night in a box" kit: snacks, a movie, a candle and a silly dare card or two.
A wearable blanket or oversized hoodie. Fine, maybe you'll steal this one.
A desk stress toy for the guy who sighs at his laptop all day. (We've also got fun ways for men to reduce stress.) There are more ideas in our stress relief gifts for men guide.
Matching his-and-hers mugs or pajamas with an inside-joke print. They're cheesy on purpose.
If he's more of a pure prankster, our gag gifts for men they'll actually use list goes even further.
Funny gift ideas by occasion
His birthday
Lead with the laugh, follow with the love. The Booby Pillow plus a heartfelt card works every time.
Christmas
Wrap the funny gift and slip it under the tree with a misleading tag ("socks"), so the setup does half the work. It's also a perfect stocking-stuffer-to-the-max.
Valentine's Day
A flirty gift fits right in. Pair it with our post about oxytocin, the love hormone for a little science with your cheek.
Anniversaries
Funny works if there's a sentimental piece too. Pair the pillow with a framed photo or a note about the night you met.
"Just because"
Honestly the best time. A random Tuesday boob pillow is a power move.
How to make a funny gift feel romantic
Write a real note. One honest sentence turns a joke into a keepsake.
Make it personal. Reference a running joke, a trip or a nickname.
Mind the audience. Some gifts are for unwrapping in private, not at the family dinner table. The Booby Pillow is an "open this at home" gift if your in-laws are visiting.
Pair it with time together. A gift plus a date night beats any gift alone.
Why the Booby Pillow makes a great gift for him
Most funny gifts for your husband or boyfriend are funny once. The Booby Pillow keeps working: it's a joke, a cuddle buddy and a lumbar cushion all in one. It's made of real memory foam, it's built to last, and it's guaranteed to make him grin every time he walks past the couch.
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More Booby Pillow gift guides
New to all this? Start with our boob pillow, then shop the Brand Nude Edition or browse the store.
More reading in our Health and Wellness articles or on the Booby Pillow blog.
FAQ
What is a funny gift for my husband? A funny gift for your husband pairs an inside joke with something useful. Good examples include a realistic boob pillow like the Booby Pillow, a "couple coupons" book, a personalized face pillow or a cheeky grill apron.
What can I get my boyfriend that's funny but sweet? Try a flirty gift with a personal note: the Booby Pillow for when you're apart, a custom "reasons I love you" deck, or a date-night-in-a-box kit.
Is a boob pillow a weird gift for a boyfriend? It's cheeky, and that's the point. Most guys laugh, then use it. It's a lap-size memory-foam pillow measuring 15×11×9 inches, so it works as a real pillow too.
What should I avoid when buying a funny gift for my partner? Avoid jokes that poke at insecurities, and gifts that are only funny for a moment. Pick something he'll keep, and add a real note.
