The 10 Sexiest Celebrity MILFs

Motherhood is a sacred thing and at Booby Pillow we’d like to honor that sanctity by celebrating 10 smoking hot MILFs who prove that moms can still be sexy. We firmly support a woman’s right to flaunt her curves whenever she wants.

Demi Moore

Pregnant Demi Moore
 

No conversation about sexy moms would be complete without Demi Moore, who shocked the world by appearing pregnant and naked on the August cover of Vanity Fair back in 1991. Moore gave pregnant women everywhere permission to celebrate their changing bodies and embrace their sexuality. She then went on to star in both GI Jane and Striptease shortly after giving birth to her third child. Showing the world that moms can kick major ass and shake their pasties too.

I feel it’s possible to do all those things—to have a career, be a mother, still be beautiful and sexy. It doesn’t stop you from being who you are to have a baby—absolutely not. I mean even on a sexual level, I’ve never felt more beautiful or sexy or more appreciated by my husband than when I’ve been pregnant.
— Demi Moore

Beyonce

Beyoncé in lingerie
 

A year after having her first child Beyonce dropped one of the sexiest albums ever made. Her self titled Beyonce album had songs that talked explicitly about sex and postpartum depression. Giving the world a naughty voyeuristic glimpse into the private lives of pop royalty. Take a look at the “Partition” video where Beyonce sings about having sex with her husband Jay Z in the back of a limo while the chauffeur tries not to crash!!!! That’s our kind of date night. Celebrate her birthday in this article.

 
I don’t have any shame at all about being sexual. I’m not embarrassed about it and I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me because I do believe that sexuality is a power that we all have.
— Beyonce

Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara in a brown bikini
 

Few people know that one of the highest paid actresses in television spent most of her early career as a struggling single mom. Vergara married her highschool sweetheart at the age of 18 and had her son Manolo two years later. The couple divorced shortly after and Vergara raised their son on her own. Brilliant, strong, funny and sexy there is nothing Sofia can’t do. She’s also a fashion icon.

It’s fantastic, because I’m almost 40 years old and they still f**king put me on these lists of beautiful women! How can I even be in a list with girls who are 15 years younger than me? People are crazy. My son, Manolo, laughs at that too. To him, I’m an ordinary mom. To him, I’m an old woman. It’s hilarious!
— Sofia Vergara

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn in a movie
 

We’ve loved Olivia Munn since she started deep throating hot dogs and rolling around in baby oil on our favorite techie program Attack of the Show! back in 2006. Since then she’s gone on to star in major Hollywood blockbusters like X-Men: Apocalypse and Iron Man 2. On top of having a black belt in taekwondo she just became a mother in September of 2021. Making her a sexy mom who kicks ass and makes us laugh all while wearing a Princess Leia bikini. So many fantasies rolled into one. 

 

Cardi B

Blonde Cardi B
 

One of the reasons we love Cardi B so much is because she is unapologetically herself, no matter what. Cardi B has spoken out against all the critics out there saying she should change who she is now that she’s a mom. But moms deserve to let loose too so keep on twerking Cardi, we support you!

One day, my daughter’s gonna see my body and she’s gonna see me twerking and it’s like, ‘Would it make a difference if I did it after or before her?’ It’s still out there. I feel like moms who do wanna feel sexy can be. I don’t feel like once you become a mom, you supposed to be this nun.
— Cardi B

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek in a bikini
 

Salma Hayek had us from the minute she started dancing with that snake in From Dusk till Dawn

 

Unarguably one of the sexiest women in the world, Salma says that having a baby has finally allowed her to feel comfortable in her body. What’s even more amazing is that Hayek didn’t have her daughter Valentina, until she was 41. We’re not worthy of such divine beauty!

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera in a pink tight dress
 

This pop icon is one of the world's best selling musical artists and a mother of two. Christina somehow finds the time to drop new albums, star in tv shows and movies, be a coach on the Voice and raise her kids. All the while celebrating her body in all of its voluptuous shapes and sizes. We salute this supermom!

Mothers can be very sexy, baby…I do find it important that as a mother, you don’t give up your sexuality…All mothers are superstars in my eyes. You need to make time for everything. For work, for family, for play. It’s important to keep your own happiness alive. Only then will you be able to make people around you happy.
— Christina Aguilera

Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen topless photoshoot
 

What’s not to love about Chrissy Teigen? A former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model turned cookbook author and TV host who loves to laugh and make us laugh. Teigen’s brutal honesty about the hilarious realities of married life and motherhood make us appreciate her even more. She reminds us that sexy doesn’t always have to be glamorous and painstakingly put together. 

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansoon nipple slip
 

No sexy list could be complete without ScarJo. What makes Scarlett so great is that she would rather her kids’ classmates know her as the mom who brings the good snacks to class than the Black Widow. Everybody loves the mom with the ‘good snacks’!

Scarlett Johanson as Black Widow
 
The biggest joy that I have is looking at my daughter. When I’m just hanging out with her and we’re doing silly stuff and if I make her laugh, the feeling of joy I have is explosive…If only you could actually bottle that and carry it around.
— Scarlett Johansson

Rihanna

Young Rihanna
 

Ok so technically Rihanna is a sexy mother to be, but when we found out she was pregnant there was no way we could leave her off the list. Just like Demi Moore before her, Rihanna is once again shaking up the public’s notion of what a pregnant woman should be. This fierce pop singer refuses to even look at maternity clothes and has not toned down her bold fashion choices one bit. Check out the May issue of Vogue to see Rihanna on the cover in a see through red lace bodysuit celebrating her baby bump. The striking photo shoot was shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz who also did the iconic Vanity Fair cover with Demi Moore back in 1991. Way to go Annie, making pregnant women feel beautiful and sexy for over thirty years!

Pregnant Rihanna in a bodysuit
 
I’m hoping that we were able to redefine what’s considered ‘decent’ for pregnant women. My body is doing incredible things right now, and I’m not going to be ashamed of that. This time should feel celebratory. Because why should you be hiding your pregnancy?
— Rihanna

The greatest gift we can give to all the moms around the world is to appreciate them for who they are. Strong, beautiful, loving and caring women who are sexy as hell!


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