The Sexiest Video Game Vixens battle It Out
We’ll never get tired of discussing the amazing assets of actresses and supermodels. But this wouldn’t be a boob blog if we didn’t mention the fact that there’s a whole other universe out there filled with beautiful women running around in bikinis firing rocket launchers. We’re talking about the gaming universe and it’s time to celebrate all that we love about our favorite female video game bombshells. From sexy demons to lady ninjas let’s dive face first into the gravity defying bosoms of these lethal vixens.
#10 Isabela- Dragon Age II
Coming in at number ten on our list is sexy Isabela, the pirate queen from Dragon Age II. Who doesn’t love a busty pirate wench in thigh high cavalier boots? Isabela’s character is sassy, debaucherous and fun. Not only is she a roaring good time but also a kick ass dueler who can be a love interest for both the male and female protagonist. Say what? A beautiful rogue who goes both ways definitely deserves a spot on this list.
#9 Kaine- NieR
With her insane fighting skills and unique backstory, this hot tempered intersex half-human half shade captures our hearts. She swears like a sailor while running around destroying her enemies in skimpy lingerie and black kitten heels. Kaine makes mummy bandages look hot and cracks us up everytime she starts running her trucker mouth.
#8 Camilla- Fire Emblem Series
Two words: Armored Corset! Camilla is famous for being one of the bustiest characters in the gaming universe. This elegant and sultry babe is also a ruthless and bloodthirsty warrior who likes to store important items in her massive cleavage. We love making her pull things out of her storage chest. Where’s that darn map? We also enjoy it when the player runs into and bounces off her bountiful boobs.
#7 Rayne- Bloodrayne
This alluring red headed dhampir (half vampire half human) is the main protagonist of the Bloodrayne series. She is sadistically seductive in her black and red leather dominatrix outfit. We love her bold snarky attitude and fondness for profanity. Not to mention her terrifyingly lethal tendencies. This one likes to play with her victims first, and derives pleasure from seeing their fear and pain. She makes our blood run hot and cold at the same time.
#6 Morrigan Aensland- Darkstalkers
Everyone’s favorite succubus. We’re not the only ones bewitched by this sultry seductress, Morrigan has millions of fans worldwide. With her beauty, confidence and sexy playful nature, she’s become Darkstalkers most famous character. Morrigan has surpassed her video game origins and is now one of Japan’s most recognizable characters. Spawning a whole host of succubi media, manga, pornographic films and animated series. Her signature green hair, ample bosom and purple tights can be seen all over the cosplay world and we like it.
#5 Chun Li- Streetfighter
No list would be complete without paying respects to the very first female character in a fighting video game. Chun Li has been using those sexy thighs to kick butt since 1991. Countless boys have gone to bed staring at posters of Chun Li on their walls in her cute little qipao dress and matching buns. This courageous Interpol officer will always be our first video game crush.
#4 Ivy Valentine- Soul Calibur
Ivy Valentine’s breasts are so big they’ve become infamous. Many critics claim that video games have gone too far, and the breast sizes are getting indecent. Namco’s response? Make em bigger and run an ad campaign featuring nothing but an image of her glorious cleavage and the words “Go big, or go home!” written in Japanese across her chest. This busty combatant takes some serious skill to play though and is more than just her skimpy bondage gear and voluminous breasts. Ivy’s a fierce fighter with Machiavellian tendencies.
# 3 Quiet- Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain
This elite assassin doesn’t need words to enthrall us. Sure there are bigger racks out there but Quiet’s ability to murder while dressed only in combat boots and a black bikini have earned her a top spot on this list. Just watch her playfully rolling around in the rain or taking a shower and you’ll be just as obsessed as we are. Quiet may be silent, but she sure is deadly.
#2 Mai Shiranui- The King of Fighters
The ‘Knockout’ Ninja has been hypnotizing us with her signature ‘kunoichi’ or bouncing fighting style since 1992. Mai has become one of the absolute most popular female characters in the fighting game genre worldwide. This cheerful yet temperamental ninja was the first to feature floating boobs. Something that has been highly criticized over the years. Not by us, or any of her legions of loyal fans who threatened to boycott King of Fighters when they thought to release a version of the game without her. Thousands responded by chanting “No Mai No Buy!” and we agree.
#1 Lara Croft- Tomb Raider
By today’s standards Lara Croft may not seem that well endowed but back in 1996 when Tomb Raider first came into our lives, she was the epitome of female sexuality. Proving that a tight tank top and pair of short shorts can be just as titulating as bondage gear. There’s no denying her spot at number one. Lara Croft has graced the cover of more magazines than any supermodel or actress and is by far the most successful selling female video game heroine of all time. This adventuring archeologist has raided our dreams and stolen our hearts!
We spent many difficult hours playing with these women trying to decide who should be on the list. Who’s your favorite?
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