How to Run with Big Boobs: A Hilariously Honest Guide to Jogging

Running, it's a piece of cake, right? Well, not when you're a well-endowed woman! The struggle of jogging with a big bust is real. Well, I want to share my own experiences with running and offer some practical tips for my fellow busty ladies so they can conquer the pavement. So for all you curvy ladies ready to tackle a run, read on to find out how you can make your jogs more comfortable and enjoyable.

1. Get your hands on a high-quality sports bra:

Boob support is no joke when it comes to running with large breasts. Don't skimp on a sports bra that offers both encapsulation (individual cups for each breast) and compression (firmly holding breasts against the chest). Look for adjustable straps and closures to keep those girls secure and comfortable while you run.

1. Double up:

If one sports bra isn't cutting it, try wearing two or pair it with a tight-fitting tank top or crop top. Layering can provide additional support and give you the confidence to run without worrying about any unintended boob acrobatics.

1. Straighten up that posture:

Good running posture isn't just for the small-chested. Keep your head up, shoulders back, and core engaged to distribute the weight of your chest evenly and prevent discomfort. Plus, you'll look like a running pro!

1. Stride with style:

A shorter stride can help reduce bounce, making your run more comfortable. Play around with your stride length and speed to find your perfect boob-friendly running technique. Who knows, you might even invent a new running style!

1. Buff up:

Strength training isn't just for bodybuilders. Building your upper body and core muscles can offer extra support for your chest and ease the strain on your neck and back. Plus, who doesn't love a toned core and strong arms?

1. Pick the perfect path:

Choosing softer surfaces like grass or dirt trails can reduce the impact on your joints and chest. If you're stuck on pavement or a treadmill, maintain a steady pace and control the bounce to keep your chest happy.

1. Embrace the journey:

Running with large breasts can be a rollercoaster, but don't let it get you down. Be patient and remember that every busty woman's experience is unique. Experiment with different techniques and gear, and most importantly, have fun!

In conclusion:

Jogging with big boobs doesn't have to be a nightmare. By investing in proper gear, focusing on your posture and stride, and incorporating strength training, you can turn your runs into a delightful experience. Stay patient and persistent, and remember to find humor in your journey. Soon, you'll discover the best strategies to make running enjoyable for both you and your chest. Happy jogging!

Breastimonial: Swimsuit shopping with BIG Boobs

I love my big breasts but there are a few occasions when I do have small breast envy. Ya that’s a thing. We always want what we don’t have, especially when it’s time to buy a new bikini. Don’t get me wrong, I love the way my boobs look in a bathing suit, especially a classic string bikini which I think is the sexiest thing a woman can wear. Unfortunately while I may love an itsy bitsy teeny weeny string bikini my neck does not. Imagine trying to carry two four pound weights tied to a thin piece of string wrapped around your neck. Doesn’t sound like much fun does it?

Shopping for swimsuits when you’re big breasted is a nightmare. The tops are never the right size or have enough support. Even my beloved triangle tops rarely have enough fabric to actually cradle my boobs properly. I dream of diving into in a pool and not coming out of the water topless. I know that’s the opposite of what you probably dream about. Don’t even get me started on the amount of times I’ve gone surfing and stood up on my board in front of a crowded beach only to realize that my top didn’t stand up with me.

What women really need are swimsuit shops that label their suits by category and sell all pieces separately because while I may have some beautiful curvaceous breasts I have the ass and hips of a twelve year old boy, so I can’t buy tops and bottoms together.

If I owned a bathing suit shop here’s how I would arrange things.

• All tops and bottoms sold separately and tops labeled by bra size. I’ve tried on XXL triangle tops that didn’t even cover my nipples. A bikini label can be very misleading.

• There would be a mix of patterns and solid colors so that mixing and matching different bottoms to different tops can be easy. I’m always looking for a versatile bottom that goes with a lot of different tops, that’s what he said!

• Suits arranged by functionality: Meaning all suits that have more support for those of us who like to play beach volleyball without having a nipple slip out or being in extreme pain every time we jump up for a spike should be put into a sporting category. If they can do it for dog shows they can do it for bathing suits.

• Suits that are barely there for those times when all you want to do is expose as much skin as possible while laying by the pool and sipping margaritas, can be in the tanning section.

• One pieces for those competition swimmers out there who like to feel as sleek as a dolphin while slicing through the water.

• And an all purpose section where suits expose as much skin as possible while still supporting your breasts in a sexy way and preventing nipple exposure (which really for me, would be the holy grail of swimsuits.) Sort of like a luxury swimsuit SUV.

Shopping for bikinis doesn’t have to be a nightmare, it should be fun. If you’re buying a bathing suit it means you must be about to do something involving fun, sun and water. What’s better than that?

What about you? Do you have a story of seeing this happen to you or someone you know? Share in the comments!

Breastimonial: When did my boobs get so big?

Do you remember that growing stage? You know…when your body started to grow and all of a sudden you had boobs! Or do you remember at what age you started wearing a real bra and you left the underwear t-shirts behind? Or maybe you were in middle school when you started wearing a bra?

I don´t.

For me, it was like waking up one morning with the biggest boobies I had ever seen! Still being a girl, but with a woman’s body. The night before I was just a girl without boobs. Then the next morning I saw myself needing a bra. It felt weird, I even felt ashamed. I remembered asking my mom if it was possible to have a breast reduction surgery. At that time, I thought her answer was pretty odd and rude, but now I get it!

My mom said, “When you grow up, you can think about getting a breast reduction.”

Now that I’m grown up, I don’t want my boobs smaller. I’m happy and each day I´m becoming more and more proud for having big boobs.

Victoria Secret says I’m a 34DD but I still find it hard to accept it. When I have to look for bras or swim suits, secretly and quietly I go straight to the D sizes.

Maybe I´m not ashamed to be seen, I guess I’m just used to it by now. With my girlfriends and my family I was always the busty one. They genuinely are surprised when they see my gigantic bras and make jokes about my boob size.

“Ha! Both of my boobs can fit in one of your cups!”

“Oh, wow! My whole face fits in your cup!”

But that´s me! I´m proud of my giant bra cups and my big, beautiful boobs. Always walking with breasts out first!

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