Breastimonials
Breastimonials are candid testimonials written by large breasted women. Take a peak behind the blouse and find out what life is really like for well endowed ladies as they share their intimate stories that can be funny, sexy and oh so real.
Time to come clean and admit your love of boobs
Head to the shop and get real
Running, it's a piece of cake, right? Well, not when you're a well-endowed woman! The struggle of jogging with a big bust is real. Well, I want to share my own experiences with running and offer some practical tips for my fellow busty ladies so they can conquer the pavement.
For some girls, the moment they realize they need a sports bra may not stand out in their memory. However, for me, it's a moment I'll never forget. I can remember the exact day I realized I needed extra support – the day my big boobs made their uh, “grand debut”.
Experience what it feels like for a girl with big breasts to go bra shopping. Join her as she gets naked and lets an old woman touch her boobs and measure her chest. Understand why it’s so hard for women with huge boobs to actually feel sexy and find out how expensive plus size bras really are.
I’m not speaking for all women here. These are my opinions and no one else’s, but I like it when men stare at my tits. It’s true. I love staring at other women’s breasts and it doesn’t bother me one bit when someone stares at mine.
Free the Girls! This month’s Breastimonial shares how liberating it was for a 21 year-old American girl to go topless on a beach in Spain for the very first time. Experience the joy of naked boobies splashing in the waves and floating gravity free in the water!
She started telling us a hilarious story about a camping trip that ended in disaster. While I was listening to her talk I kept one eye on the birthday girl and her precariously perched nipples at all times. Satisfied that her boobs were staying put for the moment, I turned my eyes back to the table.
When I was a bartender, I’m not ashamed to admit that I used my voluptuous breasts to earn better tips. A bit of cleavage mixed with hard work and a happy smile was a lucrative combination for me. It would’ve been a waste not to take advantage of the gifts I’d been given.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the way my boobs look in a bathing suit, especially a classic string bikini which I think is the sexiest thing a woman can wear. Unfortunately while I may love an itsy bitsy teeny weeny string bikini my neck does not.
Do you remember that growing stage? You know…when your body started to grow and all of a sudden you had boobs! Or do you remember at what age you started wearing a real bra and you left the underwear t-shirts behind? Or maybe you were in middle school when you started wearing a bra?
Growing up with big boobs there was always this question… “Can I see your necklace?” Whether it was the classic scenario of the guy at the bar or the over-confident high school boy saying it. We women all know what that question really means…
The Peek-a-Boob button…for women out there who have big boobs, you know exactly what I’m talking about. The boob button appears when you wear a button down shirt and you have big boobs. It’s the button that lays across your boobs and more than likely this button will pop open at least once or twice per day. Or If the button doesn’t lay directly across your boobs then you end up with a gaping hole between the two tightest buttons. A.K.A. The Button-Down Boob Gap, "‘Peek-a-Boob” gap, gaping in the chest area. Or as one friend described it that thing that looks like a toddler is playing hide-and-seek. How do you tell someone when this has happened?
Whenever I show a new person The Booby Pillow...there is almost always an awkward moment. The moment when they ask "...are those your boobs on the pillow?" I usually don't answer right away. I just smile and let there be a moment of awkward silence. I allow their face to start to go from a smile to poker straight with a little hesitation building (like "oh shit, why did I ask that question?!") and their weight starts to shift from one leg to the other leg. They might even try to quickly change the conversation.
What is a breastimonial? Well, it’s definitely not a word you’ll find in the dictionary. To me it means a story about my experience with my own breasts. Breastimonials are the true stories of my life and my breasts. A real life testimonial about my boobs. The fun, the outrageous, the sexy, and the sometimes awkward moments living with my breasts. Find out what happens when a woman stops being self-conscious and starts getting real...Let the Breastimonials begin!