Breastimonial: Please Stare at My Tits

I’m not speaking for all women here. These are my opinions and no one else’s, but I like it when men stare at my tits. It’s true. I love staring at other women’s breasts and it doesn’t bother me one bit when someone stares at mine. 

Now I’m not saying I want to walk around all day with everyone’s eyes glued to my breasts, which has been known to happen. 

But when I’m dressed up and flaunting the girls, I absolutely want you to stare.

That’s why I’m wearing that bra that’s two sizes too small. Sometimes this girl just wants to be treated like a piece of meat. 

My favorite thing is to catch a guy peeking down while trying to pretend that he’s looking at something else. I’m not nearly as subtle when I stare at boobs.

Half the time I’ll walk right up to a girl and tell her, her tits look amazing in that dress.

Everyone loves a compliment, right?

Here’s the thing about having big boobs, they’re painful. They make life difficult and don’t even get me started on how expensive bras are for big breasted women. Guys, imagine how you would feel, being blessed with an extra large penis but then being told that every pair of underwear you had to buy was going to be at least $60-$80. Suddenly you don’t feel so lucky. 

The way I make up for all the grief, and shoulder pain that my giant boobs cause me is by taking joy in displaying them once and a while. The same way skinny girls with rocking abs wear crop tops all the time. If you got it, flaunt it!

So if my watermelons are bursting out of a little cotton sundress, then I want you to stare at them, please.

You have my full permission. Just don’t assume all women are the same. Not every woman enjoys being objectified or choked. Guess I’m just special.

Dakimakura vs The Booby Pillow: Comfort Cuddle Pillows Compared

A dakimakura is a long Japanese body pillow made for hugging — daki means embrace, makura means pillow. Search interest is huge. If you're comparing anime hug pillows, boyfriend pillows, and a boob-shaped cuddle pillow, here's how they differ — and which one fits what you actually want.

What is a dakimakura?

Dakimakura started as practical full-length body pillows for sleep support (spine, knees, side-sleep comfort). Japan's otaku culture turned the pillowcase into the star: double-sided prints of anime characters, often in alluring outfits. A more explicit offshoot — "love pillows" — features nude or suggestive art and became a collector scene.

People buy dakimakura for:

• Something to wrap their arms around at night

• Character / fandom collectibles

• Companionship and stress relief from cuddling

They're usually rectangular body pillows with printed covers, not shaped like a person (or body part) themselves.

Quick history: Dutch wives to hug pillows

Long before anime cases, SE Asia used firm bolsters ("bamboo wives" / Dutch wives) to stay cool between the knees in humid weather. Japan kept the hug-pillow idea and layered culture on top. That lineage matters: dakimakura is part of a long human habit of sleeping with something to hold — not a brand-new internet gag.

Boyfriend pillows and other cousins

After dakimakura took off, manufacturers made boyfriend pillows (torso-with-arms shapes), girlfriend lap pillows, and heartbeat-speaker gimmicks. Same job — companionship + snuggle — different silhouette. These sit next to dakimakura in the "comfort pillow" family, but they're still a different product from a boob-shaped cushion.

Dakimakura vs The Booby Pillow

• Dakimakura: long rectangle / body pillow; character art + full-body hug; sleep hug and fandom display; printed anime cases; for anime fans and body-pillow sleepers.

• The Booby Pillow: realistic boob-shaped cuddle pillow; shape, soft memory foam, novelty + comfort; lounging, stress squeeze, gift; soft fabric covers; for people who want the boob-shaped hug.

Both release comfort from holding something soft. Neither is a medical chest-wrinkle or between-the-breasts sleep separator pillow.

Which should you get?

• Want a full-length hug + character art → dakimakura (or a classic body pillow).

• Want a boob-shaped memory foam cuddle pillow for squeezing, lounging, and laughs → The Booby Pillow / boobs pillow.

• Want both? Plenty of people do. Different jobs.

Prefer the Western comfort classic?

If the anime route isn't your vibe — or you already own a body pillow and want something more specific — try The Booby Pillow. Soft, realistic, family-made since 2009, discreet shipping.

Happy hugging.

6 Ways Men Can Have Fun Reducing Stress

It’s a scientific fact that men and women handle stress differently. When women experience stress, their bodies release higher levels of oxytocin, which encourages them to seek out help and companionship. Because men receive lower levels of oxytocin while stressed, they’re far more likely to suffer in silence until they erupt like angry volcanoes. Here at Booby Pillow, we don’t want any angry volcanoes erupting on our watch, so we’ve put together a list of ways men can have fun while reducing stress. 

Play Video Games

Yup, that’s right, you heard it here first! Video games are actually good for your health. Playing video games releases dopamine and endorphins in the brain, which relaxes you while helping you feel more energized and positive. By overcoming the different challenges in each game, the reward centers of your brain are also activated, which allows you to feel competent and raises your self-esteem. Furthermore, video games are full of sexy ladies running around with ginormous jiggling bosoms, which are very fun to look at. So the next time you have a bad day at work, we give you permission to sit down and start gaming. 

Laugh

Laughter really is the best medicine. Having a good chuckle increases your oxygen intake, which stimulates your lungs, heart and brain. It also releases endorphins, improves immune function, and decreases depression and anxiety. If you can find the time to have a laugh with a few friends, great. If not, try listening to funny podcasts on your way to and from work or entertaining audiobooks while doing chores around the house. 

Watching a comedy before bed will help you destress more and sleep better than an intense high action thriller. Focusing on the silly wacky things in life that are beyond your control actually makes you more resilient when it comes time to face those challenging, stressful moments. That’s what those talking dog videos on Tik Tok are for. 

Move Your Body

Working out, hitting the gym, running, walking, swimming, bicycling… the list goes on and on. It doesn’t matter which activity you choose. All that matters is moving your body, getting your heart pumping, and blood flowing. Any time endorphins get released tension automatically eases. 

If you’re angry, frustrated or stressed, take up boxing and punch it out. Picture your boss’ face on the bag. Not only does working out improve your overall health and fitness, it also provides ample opportunities to spot sports bra cleavage. We’re not ashamed to admit that we attend yoga classes solely for the chance to see boobs being hung upside down. If that doesn’t relax you, then nothing will.  

Go Outside

Fresh air, bright colors and the sounds of nature are all stimulating to your senses. Being outside, even if it’s just your balcony or a park bench, immediately relaxes you. If you can take a walk in nature, even better. As we already know, moving your body releases endorphins so if you combine that with a little vitamin D from sunlight, then you’re well on your way to easing stress, anxiety, and depression. Feel like really being free? Check out our list of the best naked booby beaches in the US to find out where you can let it all hang out and hopefully glimpse some beautiful bare breasts playing in the waves as well. 

Get a Massage

Spa days and massages aren’t just for women. It’s time men learned to appreciate the incredibly relaxing effects of a good massage. Which include lowering your heart rate, blood pressure and cortisol levels. Cortisol is the main hormone triggered when we’re stressed, so it’s very important to keep those levels low. Massages also release serotonin and oxytocin into your body, which help you stay calm, feel happier and sleep better. We love the ‘love hormone’ so much, we wrote an entire article on the numerous health benefits of oxytocin. 

Touch Boobies

We said 6 Ways Men Can Have Fun Reducing Stress and touching boobies is one of the best ways to do that. In fact, you don’t even have to touch them, although we’re not stopping you. Studies have shown that even just looking at boobs can lower stress. That's why we created the world’s most comfortable boob-shaped pillow. Activities like sex, hugging, cuddling and touching breasts all release oxytocin in the body and stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. Increasing your happiness and easing tension. If you’re stressed, grab a booby pillow and start cuddling, fondling, tweaking and motorboating for an instant mood changer. 

Constant stress is one of the biggest risks to your health. Not to mention the fact that being stressed all the time is no fun. We make the world’s best booby-shaped pillows because we want the world to be a happier place. So go outside, laugh, move your body, play more video games, get a massage, and touch as many boobies or booby pillows as you can. Have fun giving stress the middle finger.

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Breastimonial: Free The Girls

I experienced my first topless beach at the age of 19, in sunny southern Spain. The men wore speedos and the women wore skimpy bikini bottoms and nothing else. Just naked boobies as far as the eye could see. 

My girlfriends and I were shocked to witness entire families on the beach, with little kids running around playing. While their moms and grandmothers sat in chairs, handing out snacks, smoking cigarettes, and sunning themselves topless. Despite the fact that we felt way over-dressed in our string bikinis, we kept our tops on. None of us were brave enough to be the first to free our girls. 

Each secretly afraid that our breasts would be judged by the other girls. 

What surprised me the most was my own embarrassment. I grew up at the beach. I spent most of my life dressed in nothing but a bikini and a pair of sunglasses. I even used to surf at Blacks Beach, San Diego’s famous nude beach.

But I always wore my bathing suit while surfing at Blacks because surfing naked isn’t as fun as it sounds. Surf boards are covered in a thick sticky wax to stop surfers from slipping off their wet boards when they stand up. Visualize lying down on your stomach naked. Think of all the different body parts that will rub up against the coarse sandpaper like surface of the board, and all of the tiny hairs that will stick to the wax. Then imagine what happens the second you jump up for a wave. 

I've been told it’s the same sensation as covering your entire groin, stomach and chest area with duct tape and then quickly ripping it off. 

So while I was used to riding waves and looking at people frolicking naked on the beach, I was absolutely not prepared to join them. This act of prudishness bothered me. The next time I went backpacking across Europe, I was 21 and traveling alone. This time I was determined to sit on a beach in Spain and bare my breasts. Just like the local girls, who acted so cool, confident and calm in their toplessness. That’s the thing with topless beaches. No one actually cares. European men don’t sit there and gawk, or start trying to titty-twist every pair of nipples they see.

The women with big boobs don’t point and laugh at the women with small breasts and no one cares about the size or color of your nipples. Something I was very worried about because I’ve always felt like I have giant nipples. Everyone just acts so normal and blase about it. This gave me the confidence to slowly untie the knot on my bikini top and let my heavy jugs spill out. 

Freedom! For the first time in my life I was sitting in public, during the middle of the day with my tits out. 

I couldn’t help but succumb to nervous laughter. Like I was being naughty and kept expecting someone to come punish me for it. But no one cared or even noticed me and my giant nipples swinging free. 

The warm sun and cool breeze on my naked breasts was invigorating and intoxicating at the same time. I’d never felt so liberated in my entire life. I laid on my towel and read topless. Then I got up and went for a walk up and down the beach topless with my head held high. Proud that I was finally unashamed of my big nipples and less than perky large breasts. 

Ya I got nipples like headlights that face south… So what? They’re mine and they’re beautiful. 

The best part was swimming topless. There is no greater feeling in this world for a big tittied woman than having the experience of her hefty mounds floating weightless in the sea. 

Boobies just bobbing up and down at the surface like bathtub rubber duckies. 

To look down and see that gravity has no effect on your substantial melons, as though you’re Barbarella drifting around naked in space, is the absolute tits… pardon the expression. I stayed all day, playing topless in the waves. It was by far one of the best beach days I’d ever had. 

When it was time to strap my girls back into their triangular prisons, I could hear their angry moans of protest. 

I was sorry too. Once you’ve freed the girls, going back to normal is depressing. Boobs should be free all the time. What’s the big deal? If we can see guys' nipples all day long, why can’t we see lovely lady nips too? 

I did learn one valuable lesson that day, though. If you’re going to play in the sun naked, be sure to put extra sunscreen on those sensitive parts that don’t usually see the light of day. Sunburned areolas are no fun.  

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“Love knockers and ready to bury your face in some?”

The 10 Best Naked Booby Beaches In The US

Now that summer is finally here and the weather is starting to heat up, we're finding it very hard to keep our minds on work. Luckily for us, work involves looking at boobies so we figured instead of looking at breasts on the computer we’d go out into the open and see some topless tanning ta tas in person. Here’s a list of the 10 best beaches in the country to see real live naked boobies. Warning, many of these beaches are completely clothing optional so be prepared to see a lot more than just glistening nipples. 

California

What do you get when you combine 840 miles of coastline with a massive free-love hippy scene and countless state and national parks? A whopping amount of nude beaches, at least 33 by our count. Stretching from the south to the north, you won’t have to travel far to get your bare sunbathing booby fix. 

1. Blacks Beach - San Diego

Considered one of the oldest and longest clothing-optional beaches in the country, Blacks Beach is famous for its wicked surf breaks and family-friendly nude beach. The fact that it’s difficult to get to is one of the reasons it’s remained a haven for those who love to play naked beach volleyball. Ya that’s a thing. So is naked surfing, be sure to keep an eye out for June’s breastimonial to read more about that. 

2. Baker Beach- San Francisco

No surprise that the hippy capital of the world should have more nude beaches than anywhere else in the country. Baker Beach might not have the best swimming options. It’s known for its dangerous rip tides. But it does have a strong Burning Man vibe with great views of the Golden Gate Bridge and lots of naked frisbee throwing. Explore the jiggle physics of naked hacky sack. 

Florida

With 1,350 miles of shoreline and a love for “Girls Gone Wild” Florida makes it very easy to see as many glistening tities as you want to. We found 12 nude beaches listed in the Sunshine State and countless more with topless options. 

3. Haulover Beach - Miami

Haulover Beach is the most popular nude beach in the country, getting up to 7,000 visitors in one day during Nude Recreation Week in July. We’re not even sure if we could handle that many oiled nipples in one place. Definitely worth a try though. At least drunken spring breakers won’t have to worry about pesky nipple slips here. 

4. Playalinda- Cape Canaveral Seashore

This might be the most epic naked booby beach on the list. In one place you can see topless tanning beauties while drinking a beer and watching rockets rise. That’s not a euphemism. There are actual rockets launching from the nearby Kennedy Space Center. 

Hawaii

What’s not to love about Hawaii? Paradise with tropical beaches, rugged volcanic scenery and drinks that come in coconuts with little umbrellas. Add to all of that the fact that sunbathing topless is legal on most beaches and you have the ultimate recipe for relaxation. 

5. Kehena Beach- Island of Hawaii

With over 10 nude beaches on the islands, it’s hard to choose just one to visit. However, when you combine the exquisitely exotic black sand beaches of Kehena Beach with bare breasts, it’s impossible to resist. 

6. Las Vegas- Nevada

While there are no nude beaches in Las Vegas, there are a whole bunch of hotels and casinos that offer nude and European style sunbathing at their pools. Between naked weekend pool parties and topless poolside clubs, women don’t even have to bother with swimsuit shopping here. Our favorite spots to see skin in Sin City are:

• The Mirage’s Bare Pool Lounge- Famous for being the first to bring topless swimming to Las Vegas and very popular with Europeans. 

• Tao Beach at the Venetian- voted the best club and pool party in the nation.

• The Sapphire Pool Gentlemen’s Club-  Strippers swimming naked in a pool with bottle service. Enough said. 

7. Gunnison Beach- New Jersey

This beach is right across the water from New York City, giving it a great view of the Manhattan skyline. Making this one of the country’s busiest nude beaches. Originally it was an army base where soldiers would swim naked off duty. After the base closed down, the nudity stuck around. We also love that this is another one of those rare beaches where you can drink alcohol and be naked. God bless America. 

8. Collins Beach - Oregon

This clothing-optional beach is actually on the Columbia River just outside of Portland. We love that Portlandians are pro nudity. Pacific Northwest weather only allows for a few months of naked frolicking throughout the year, so next time it’s sunny and you're in Portland, run out to Suave Island and get some vitamin D. 

9. Moshup Beach - Massachusetts 

This idyllic Martha's Vineyard spot is the perfect place to watch the sunset and see some gloriously naked breasts. We love the contrast between the typically conservative Martha’s Vineyard vibe and this wild hedonistic hotspot. Just think how much better that Jaws movie poster would have been if the girl had been swimming naked. 

10. Hippie Hollow - Texas

Just outside of Austin sits Lake Travis. Home to the Hippie Hollow State Park. The only clothing optional state park in Texas. So not only can you swim around bare buoyant boobies, but you can also barbecue up some hot dogs and go for a naked hike. We love to see a hippie stronghold right in the middle of the state's capitol. 

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With so many eye-popping places to visit this summer, we suggest you start booking your next vacation now. Packing will be light and easy. All you need is your birthday suit and your favorite booby shaped pillow. It’s time to give your screens a rest and go out and see the real thing.

History is Full Of Booby-Shaped Glasses

It’s our job to study breasts in all their glorious shapes and sizes so we can deliver the very best booby-shaped pillow. In our many hours of arduous booby research, we’ve come across a fascinating bit of historical trivia. The breast and its voluminous shape has been making man thirsty for thousands of years. It’s time to educate the world on the titillating history of booby-shaped drinking vessels.

Did Marie Antoinette’s Left Breast become the Champagne Glass?

Many of you may have heard it said that the Champagne coupe was molded after Marie Antoinette’s left breast. The delicately curved coupe glass does resemble a perfectly perky breast. However, because the coupe was invented in England a hundred years before Marie Antoinette became Queen of France, we know that this is just a myth.

But we don’t really care if the story is true or not. What we care about is the fact that this legend did indeed inspire two very lovely supermodels, Claudia Schiffer and Kate Moss to have their left breasts cast in order to produce Champagne glasses of their very own. 

Claudia Schiffer

For the reasonable price of $3,150, you can buy a porcelain coupe designed by Karl Lagerfeld from a mold of Claudia Schiffer’s beautiful bosom. They’ll also throw in a bottle of 1995 Dom Perignon. The coupe even comes complete with a rosy nipple that you can cradle in your hands. 

Kate Moss

Next time you’re in London, be sure to pop into restaurant 34 and order a glass of Champagne. The intricate art deco coupe you’ll be putting your lips to was made in honor of Kate Moss’ 40th birthday, to celebrate her 25 years in the fashion industry. The curvy shape of the glass is based on her left breast. 

Why always the left? Statistically speaking 65% of women have a slightly larger left breast. So it makes sense if you want the maximum amount of Champagne for your buck. 

The Best Breasts in Paris

Long before supermodels were placing their boobs in plaster an American living in Paris during the 1930s was taking the city by storm with her perfect breasts. Lee Miller, a model, photographer and muse of the surrealist artist Man Ray was famous for having the very best breasts in the city. A rich patron insisted on having coupes made from her breasts so he could drink from them whenever he wanted.

Marie Antoinette’s Nipple Bowls

Back to Marie Antoinette. Now we know the coupe wasn’t shaped after her breasts but her husband king Louis XVI did gift her a lovely set of porcelain ‘bol seins’ or breast cups. Apparently, Marie was quite fond of cosplay and enjoyed dressing up as a dairymaid. She also encouraged French noblewomen to breastfeed their babies. 

Knowing Marie’s love for all things lactation her thoughtful husband commissioned a set of four ‘jatte tetons’ to me be made in her honor and used during tea service. These delicate nipple bowls would go on to inspire Karl Lagerfeld’s design for Dom Perignon. 

Helen of Troy and Her Life-Saving Boobs

While many people know that Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships few people are aware that her breasts were even more famous. In a desperate attempt to save her life from her jilted murderous husband Helen ripped open her dress, revealing her glorious rack. The sight of which was so awe-inspiring that Menelaus laid down his sword and instantly forgave her for causing the 10-year-long Trojan War. 

A temple on the island of Rhodes is said to have kept a drinking vessel that was shaped like her breast. The chalice was worshipped as a symbol of fertility. Legend says the vessel was so beautiful that Helen offered it as a gift to the goddess of love, Aphrodite. Proving that even Aphrodite herself could not resist such a salacious sight. 

Ancient Drunken Orgies

Even before Helen’s breasts were saving lives the ancient Greeks were drinking from booby-shaped bowls or mastos. These ceramic bowls were often used in fertility rituals and ceremonies honoring the god of wine, Dionysus. The mastos depicted women drinking wine and dancing around with satyrs who had huge engorged members. Reminding us all that kinky sex is not a modern invention. 

Considering the breast is first and foremost a vessel to be suckled it makes sense that man has always sought to emulate that primal action. Here at Booby Pillow, we hope that more people are inspired to make jug-shaped jugs and bring back the nipple bowls for your next tea service.

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Breastimonial: Being on Nipple Patrol is Hard Work

The other day I was at a friend's birthday party in a popular nightclub. The birthday girl came running up to me wearing a very sexy red dress with a neckline that plunged all the way down to her belly button. The kind of dress that makes it impossible to wear a bra. I hugged her and wished her a happy birthday.

““Oh my God! You look gorgeous. How are your tits staying inside that dress?” I asked.”

She laughed. Then did a sexy bent forward pose for me. Arms squeezing her perky little breasts together until it seemed like they were going to burst out…but no. Her nipples remained perfectly concealed.  A feat that can only be accomplished with smaller cup sizes. Those of us with naturally large breasts could never get away with wearing a dress like that. No bra, no way. 

““Tape baby. My boobs are tapped to the inside of the dress.” She said, “But seriously, I need you to be on nipple patrol tonight. If at any point you see a nipple slip out, you have to tell me right away. Promise?””

I immediately got very nervous. This was a serious responsibility and I knew the birthday girl was going to be drinking heavily and dancing hard all night. I was going to have to spend the entire party with my eyes glued to her boobs.  A tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. 

““Ok.” I said. “You can count on me. No nip slips on my watch girl.””

Later on, I was at a table with another girlfriend and two other people I’d just met. She was wearing a beautiful purple dress with another plunging neckline, though not nearly as low as the birthday girl’s. This friend happens to have amazingly huge boobs. Bigger than mine and rounder. The kind of breasts that make even straight women want to dive in and start motorboating. 

She started telling us a hilarious story about a camping trip that ended in disaster. While I was listening to her talk I kept one eye on the birthday girl and her precariously perched nipples at all times. Satisfied that her boobs were staying put for the moment, I turned my eyes back to the table.

“Suddenly I was faced with the shocking sight of  a perfectly round and very erect nipple staring me in the face. ”

While my friend had been talking and making wild gestures about being chased by some kind of animal in the woods, her left nipple had come loose and popped out of her purple dress.

I started panicking. Here I was supposed to be on nipple patrol, albeit for a different woman and a nipple had still slipped through my guard. I was frozen in terror unsure of what to do.

“If it had been just the two of us, I’d have had no problem leaning over and telling her to put the mouse back in the house, but there were two other people at the table. ”

A straight guy and a lesbian. I quickly glanced at them to see if they were going to do anything but neither of them gave any indication of making a move. 

The lesbian was sitting back with one arm up on the top of the booth. Her beer perched at her lips with an obvious smile on her face. Clearly enjoying the view. I mean who wouldn’t?

“It was a rare glance at an epic tity. ”

To the straight guy's credit I could see sweat starting to form on his upper lip as he concentrated very hard on looking my friend dead in the eyes and not down at her bare breast. Meanwhile she continued on with her story completely oblivious.

I had to do something! Finally, after a few agonizing seconds of indecision, I stood up and made some pretense about having something in my eye and walked around the table to her for help. Putting my back between her and the rest of the group. I waited until the others were looking at their phones, probably messaging as many friends as they could about what had just happened, to whisper to her.

““Honey, your boob just slipped out. You gotta put it back in.” ”

To my complete surprise she just laughed and scooped her breast back into her dress and then went on telling the rest of the story like nothing had happened. Not even the least bit embarrassed or concerned. Cool as a cucumber. Which really is the best way to handle that kind of situation I guess. Just brush it off and move on. 

The rest of the night ended without another nipple mishap and as far as the birthday girl was concerned I’d performed my duty admirably. Everyone had a great time, apart from me who left the party sober and exhausted.

“When a boob wants to be free, sometimes there’s just nothing you can do to stop it.”

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The 10 Sexiest Celebrity MILFs

Motherhood is a sacred thing and at Booby Pillow we’d like to honor that sanctity by celebrating 10 smoking hot MILFs who prove that moms can still be sexy. We firmly support a woman’s right to flaunt her curves whenever she wants.

Demi Moore

No conversation about sexy moms would be complete without Demi Moore, who shocked the world by appearing pregnant and naked on the August cover of Vanity Fair back in 1991. Moore gave pregnant women everywhere permission to celebrate their changing bodies and embrace their sexuality. She then went on to star in both GI Jane and Striptease shortly after giving birth to her third child. Showing the world that moms can kick major ass and shake their pasties too.

“I feel it’s possible to do all those things—to have a career, be a mother, still be beautiful and sexy. It doesn’t stop you from being who you are to have a baby—absolutely not. I mean even on a sexual level, I’ve never felt more beautiful or sexy or more appreciated by my husband than when I’ve been pregnant.”

— Demi Moore

Beyonce

A year after having her first child Beyonce dropped one of the sexiest albums ever made. Her self titled Beyonce album had songs that talked explicitly about sex and postpartum depression. Giving the world a naughty voyeuristic glimpse into the private lives of pop royalty. Take a look at the “Partition” video where Beyonce sings about having sex with her husband Jay Z in the back of a limo while the chauffeur tries not to crash!!!! That’s our kind of date night. Celebrate her birthday in this article.

“I don’t have any shame at all about being sexual. I’m not embarrassed about it and I don’t feel like I have to protect that side of me because I do believe that sexuality is a power that we all have.”

— Beyonce

Sofia Vergara

Few people know that one of the highest paid actresses in television spent most of her early career as a struggling single mom. Vergara married her highschool sweetheart at the age of 18 and had her son Manolo two years later. The couple divorced shortly after and Vergara raised their son on her own. Brilliant, strong, funny and sexy there is nothing Sofia can’t do. She’s also a fashion icon.

“It’s fantastic, because I’m almost 40 years old and they still f**king put me on these lists of beautiful women! How can I even be in a list with girls who are 15 years younger than me? People are crazy. My son, Manolo, laughs at that too. To him, I’m an ordinary mom. To him, I’m an old woman. It’s hilarious!”

— Sofia Vergara

Olivia Munn

We’ve loved Olivia Munn since she started deep throating hot dogs and rolling around in baby oil on our favorite techie program Attack of the Show! back in 2006. Since then she’s gone on to star in major Hollywood blockbusters like X-Men: Apocalypse and Iron Man 2. On top of having a black belt in taekwondo she just became a mother in September of 2021. Making her a sexy mom who kicks ass and makes us laugh all while wearing a Princess Leia bikini. So many fantasies rolled into one. 

Cardi B

One of the reasons we love Cardi B so much is because she is unapologetically herself, no matter what. Cardi B has spoken out against all the critics out there saying she should change who she is now that she’s a mom. But moms deserve to let loose too so keep on twerking Cardi, we support you!

“One day, my daughter’s gonna see my body and she’s gonna see me twerking and it’s like, ‘Would it make a difference if I did it after or before her?’ It’s still out there. I feel like moms who do wanna feel sexy can be. I don’t feel like once you become a mom, you supposed to be this nun.”

— Cardi B

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek had us from the minute she started dancing with that snake in From Dusk till Dawn. 

Unarguably one of the sexiest women in the world, Salma says that having a baby has finally allowed her to feel comfortable in her body. What’s even more amazing is that Hayek didn’t have her daughter Valentina, until she was 41. We’re not worthy of such divine beauty!

Christina Aguilera

This pop icon is one of the world's best selling musical artists and a mother of two. Christina somehow finds the time to drop new albums, star in tv shows and movies, be a coach on the Voice and raise her kids. All the while celebrating her body in all of its voluptuous shapes and sizes. We salute this supermom!

“Mothers can be very sexy, baby…I do find it important that as a mother, you don’t give up your sexuality…All mothers are superstars in my eyes. You need to make time for everything. For work, for family, for play. It’s important to keep your own happiness alive. Only then will you be able to make people around you happy.”

— Christina Aguilera

Chrissy Teigen

What’s not to love about Chrissy Teigen? A former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model turned cookbook author and TV host who loves to laugh and make us laugh. Teigen’s brutal honesty about the hilarious realities of married life and motherhood make us appreciate her even more. She reminds us that sexy doesn’t always have to be glamorous and painstakingly put together. 

Scarlett Johansson

No sexy list could be complete without ScarJo. What makes Scarlett so great is that she would rather her kids’ classmates know her as the mom who brings the good snacks to class than the Black Widow. Everybody loves the mom with the ‘good snacks’!

“The biggest joy that I have is looking at my daughter. When I’m just hanging out with her and we’re doing silly stuff and if I make her laugh, the feeling of joy I have is explosive…If only you could actually bottle that and carry it around.”

— Scarlett Johansson

Rihanna

Ok so technically Rihanna is a sexy mother to be, but when we found out she was pregnant there was no way we could leave her off the list. Just like Demi Moore before her, Rihanna is once again shaking up the public’s notion of what a pregnant woman should be. This fierce pop singer refuses to even look at maternity clothes and has not toned down her bold fashion choices one bit. Check out the May issue of Vogue to see Rihanna on the cover in a see through red lace bodysuit celebrating her baby bump. The striking photo shoot was shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz who also did the iconic Vanity Fair cover with Demi Moore back in 1991. Way to go Annie, making pregnant women feel beautiful and sexy for over thirty years!

“I’m hoping that we were able to redefine what’s considered ‘decent’ for pregnant women. My body is doing incredible things right now, and I’m not going to be ashamed of that. This time should feel celebratory. Because why should you be hiding your pregnancy?”

— Rihanna

The greatest gift we can give to all the moms around the world is to appreciate them for who they are. Strong, beautiful, loving and caring women who are sexy as hell!

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Breastimonial: Bartender Confesses Free Boob Rubs

When I was a bartender, I’m not ashamed to admit that I used my voluptuous breasts to earn better tips. A bit of cleavage mixed with hard work and a happy smile was a lucrative combination for me. It would’ve been a waste not to take advantage of the gifts I’d been given.

However there were times when having huge boobs and working in the service industry could be difficult. For instance when you’re carrying plates of food out to a table and you can’t see that your left breast is sitting in someone’s bbq sauce. Or when you lean in to pick up empty glasses and your right boob accidentally knocks over a full beer. The hardest part for me was having to maneuver my massive mounds around people on a crowded dance floor while balancing a tray full of heavy drinks in one hand.

I eventually learned to start using my free hand  to gently pinch someone’s waist which instantly got them moving. For those times when both hands were full or the person just wasn’t taking the hint I’d be forced to rub my boobs along their back, or side as I squeezed past them. Girls would always jump and move out of the way at the first hint of a breast on their back but men were different. Most men instinctively leaned into my boobs like needy cats as I grazed my chest across them. They always acted like they didn’t notice but we both knew what was going on. 

The worst was at crowded tables when I’d have to reach across everyone to hand the person at the end their drink or food. Most men were polite enough to lean out of the way so that I could move in without touching them but there was always one guy who played dumb and just sat there acting like he was too busy talking to notice the fact that my F cup breast was pushing into the back of his head. My coworkers would laugh and say I should start charging extra for the boob rubs, but I always got my revenge in the end. With a drink accidentally spilt in their lap or a whiskey coke that was all coke with just a drop of whiskey poured down the straw. 

Once in a while there would be a man that was so good looking or so nice I would go out of my way to graze my hardened nipples across his arm or shoulder. Our eyes would meet and I would say “pardon me sir” and then smile and walk away. Those free boob rubs were for my pleasure. After all there’s no point having a great rack if you don’t enjoy it!

A Salute to the Iconic Playboy Bunny

Easter was here and while many people were busy filling baskets with pastel colored eggs and chocolate rabbits we thought it appropriate to spend this holiday celebrating our favorite bunny, the Playboy Bunny. So let’s hop into the enticing world of buxom bunnies.

In 1978 Dolly Parton became the first country singer to pose for Playboy

• Famous for their sexual prowess and energetic mating habits, Hugh Hefner decided the rabbit was the perfect symbol for his newly launched Playboy magazine in 1953. A tuxedo was added to give the mascot an air of sophistication and one of the most recognizable brand logos was born.

• The Playboy Bunny as we know her today did not emerge until 1960 with the opening of the very first Playboy Club in Chicago. The female staff were originally meant to wear frilly nighties but Hef’s business partners were concerned that all that extra material would make it difficult for the girls to serve drinks and light cigarettes.

• The first prototype was a basic bathing suit over a corset with some bunny ears and a tail. Not sexy enough, Hugh had the bikini line cut into a dramatic V shape that exposed the girl’s hip bones and elongated their legs. Eventually a man’s tuxedo collar, bow tie and cuffs were added to match the Playboy logo.

• The uniform was a flattering design that harkened back to the 1950’s when women had hourglass figures and bullet bras. 

“The costumes took girls with even average figures and made them look like they had amazing figures…not all Bunnies were bombshells. The suit made the Bunny, not the other way around.”

— Hugh Heffner

• In 1969 the original yarn bunny tail had to be replaced by one made of fire-retardant fur because the drunk patrons kept trying to light them on fire.

• At the Chicago club some of the Bunnies were known to make up to $1,000 a week in cash tips in 1961. Today that would be over $9,000 a week!

“The feminists used to say to us, ‘You’re selling out. You’re being exploited.’ But we never felt that. We felt that we were the first women we knew that bought their own [apartments] as single women. To me, it was emancipation. It was empowering.”

— Former Bunny Trish Murphy

• Although some Bunnies went on to become Playmates and pose for the magazine most of the girls worked at the clubs to put themselves through college or get started in their dream jobs. Model Lauren Hutton and singer Debbie Harry are both former Bunnies. Aretha Franklin started singing at the Playboy Club in Chicago when she was 18.

Lauren Hutton

The lead singer of Blondie, Debbie Harry

Aretha Franklin as a Playboy Bunny

“You could reinvent yourself completely. You went from the schoolgirl to this glam person, and you could be anything. You could put on a French accent and call yourself FiFi. It was a way of discovering yourself and playing around…and exploring your sexuality.
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— Former Bunny Kathryn Leigh Scott

• The Playboy Club empire spanned the globe with locations all over the US, London, Japan and even Manilla. The last of the clubs closed in 1986 but the Playboy Bunny continues to live on at live events and on magazine covers.

Kate Moss

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For over sixty years the Playboy Bunny has been one the most iconic sex symbols in the world, shaping the fantasies of generations of fans. We think that deserves a standing ovation!

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Jiggle Physics Explained: Games, GTA 6, Fortnite & Real Life

Jiggle physics (also called breast physics) is the game-animation trick that makes soft body parts — usually breasts, sometimes everything else — bounce, wobble, and settle after a character moves. Search interest spikes whenever a trailer or mod makes the internet lose its mind. If you're here for jiggle physics meaning, GTA 6 jiggle physics, or Fortnite jiggle physics, this is the map.

What is jiggle physics?

In plain English: developers add extra "bones" (not real bones — control points in a 3D skeleton) to soft areas of a character model. Those bones react to walking, jumping, turning, and collisions with settings for:

• Jiggle range — how far a joint can swing

• Duration — how long the bounce takes to settle

• Speed — how fast each wave travels through the mesh

One joint in the chest often means both breasts move as a single unit. More joints = more independent wobble (and more processing cost). The goal is rarely perfect realism. It's spectacle, fantasy, and secondary motion that sells a character as "alive."

A short history: Mai Shiranui to Dead or Alive

You may remember Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters, early '90s) as one of the first fighting-game characters whose bounce was an intentional feature. With fewer characters on screen in 2D, developers could spend extra memory on the effect. As games moved into 3D, "jiggle physics" became a whole craft.

Dead or Alive turned it into a brand. Creator Tomonobu Itagaki leaned into "Breast Physics," and the series later let players customize bounce with a slider. Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball became the meme peak — bikini beach sports with wardrobe malfunctions that still live forever on YouTube. After DOA, breast sliders and community mods spread across PC gaming. If a game tones the bounce down, someone usually mods it back up.

For more icons from that era, see our list of the sexiest video game vixens.

GTA 6 jiggle physics

Grand Theft Auto 6 trailers (especially Trailer 2's yacht / Lucia moments) sent GTA 6 jiggle physics searches through the roof. Fans weren't only talking about breasts — soft-body and cloth motion on the whole character became the punchline and the tech flex.

Former Rockstar animator Mike York has publicly broken down how Rockstar likely approaches it: dense secondary bones in soft tissue that react to momentum and gravity in real time inside the RAGE engine, often paired with cloth simulation on clothing. In other words, the viral "jiggle" is a side effect of much deeper secondary animation — the same craft that makes dresses, hair, and body mass feel expensive.

With GTA 6 heading toward a late-2026 launch, expect this keyword to stay hot every time Rockstar drops new footage.

Fortnite jiggle physics

Fortnite jiggle physics is a different story: Epic's game is aimed at a huge mixed-age audience, so intentional breast bounce is usually a bug, not a feature.

The classic example is 2018's Calamity skin ("Calamititty"), where an unintended bounce during an emote went viral. Epic called it "unintended, embarrassing," and patched it out. Similar glitches have popped up later with certain emotes or animation errors — players call them jiggle physics even when it's really a double-transform or broken bone weight. Mods that try to force chest/glute physics generally violate Fortnite's terms and aren't something Epic supports.

So when you see Fortnite jiggle clips online, you're usually watching a glitch, a joke, or a patched-out accident — not DOA-style design.

Anime, GIFs, and mods

Outside big AAA titles, jiggle physics thrives in:

• Anime-inspired games and character creators

• Endless jiggle physics gif compilations

• PC mods for games that shipped "tasteful"

It's become internet shorthand for "the game (or modder) cares about bounce." Love it or roll your eyes — the search volume doesn't lie.

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Breastimonial: Swimsuit shopping with BIG Boobs

I love my big breasts but there are a few occasions when I do have small breast envy. Ya that’s a thing. We always want what we don’t have, especially when it’s time to buy a new bikini. Don’t get me wrong, I love the way my boobs look in a bathing suit, especially a classic string bikini which I think is the sexiest thing a woman can wear. Unfortunately while I may love an itsy bitsy teeny weeny string bikini my neck does not. Imagine trying to carry two four pound weights tied to a thin piece of string wrapped around your neck. Doesn’t sound like much fun does it?

Shopping for swimsuits when you’re big breasted is a nightmare. The tops are never the right size or have enough support. Even my beloved triangle tops rarely have enough fabric to actually cradle my boobs properly. I dream of diving into in a pool and not coming out of the water topless. I know that’s the opposite of what you probably dream about. Don’t even get me started on the amount of times I’ve gone surfing and stood up on my board in front of a crowded beach only to realize that my top didn’t stand up with me.

What women really need are swimsuit shops that label their suits by category and sell all pieces separately because while I may have some beautiful curvaceous breasts I have the ass and hips of a twelve year old boy, so I can’t buy tops and bottoms together.

If I owned a bathing suit shop here’s how I would arrange things.

• All tops and bottoms sold separately and tops labeled by bra size. I’ve tried on XXL triangle tops that didn’t even cover my nipples. A bikini label can be very misleading.

• There would be a mix of patterns and solid colors so that mixing and matching different bottoms to different tops can be easy. I’m always looking for a versatile bottom that goes with a lot of different tops, that’s what he said!

• Suits arranged by functionality: Meaning all suits that have more support for those of us who like to play beach volleyball without having a nipple slip out or being in extreme pain every time we jump up for a spike should be put into a sporting category. If they can do it for dog shows they can do it for bathing suits.

• Suits that are barely there for those times when all you want to do is expose as much skin as possible while laying by the pool and sipping margaritas, can be in the tanning section.

• One pieces for those competition swimmers out there who like to feel as sleek as a dolphin while slicing through the water.

• And an all purpose section where suits expose as much skin as possible while still supporting your breasts in a sexy way and preventing nipple exposure (which really for me, would be the holy grail of swimsuits.) Sort of like a luxury swimsuit SUV.

Shopping for bikinis doesn’t have to be a nightmare, it should be fun. If you’re buying a bathing suit it means you must be about to do something involving fun, sun and water. What’s better than that?

What about you? Do you have a story of seeing this happen to you or someone you know? Share in the comments!

Top 10 Silly Boobs Shaped Gifts Collection

We love boobs so much that we decided to make the world’s best boob shaped pillow. But we’re not the only ones out there who love breasts. We live in a world where our fascination with breasts is engrained in every part of our culture. We’ve found a whole bunch of amazing boob shaped gifts that make it really fun to show your booby pride!

#1 The Tits Shaped Mug

An ideal mug for those crazy bachelor parties, parties and celebrations full of jokes, because life does not have to be taken so seriously. There is nothing better than getting up in the morning and sipping your coffee or juice from a boob.

These realistic breast mugs hold up to 13oz and even come pierced for an extra bit of excitement.

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#2 Breast Shaped Plush Organ Toys

Share your mammary with someone you love with this one of a kind plush booby toy.

Cozy and adorable, this super-soft stuffed breast makes for the perfect gift for someone who needs a little boob boost in their life.

This 8 x 6 inch stuffed breast will comfort you with soft plush material while putting a smile on that wonderful face of yours

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#3 Boobs Shaped Soap

This is a fun gag gift for that special guy (or gal) bachelor/bachelorette party favor, birthday party gift or just because. The soap is a gentle Moroccan Argon soap that is extremely mild, moisturizing and gentle even on sensitive skin.

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#4 The Titty Shaped Candle

These amazing candles are miniature works of art and they smell delicious! Anyone who sees them becomes obsessed. Modelled on several different body types these candles are made from all natural ingredients and are an homage to the beauty of the female from.

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#5 The Booby Necklace

This beautiful necklace is the perfect gift for her. All boob necklaces are made with either gold or sterling silver. This unique and stylish necklace celebrates boobs in all their glory.

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#6 Booby Earrings

Once you get your awesome boob necklace you’re going to need a matching set of booby earrings to go with it. These fun busty earrings come in both silver and gold and you’re gonna love them.

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 #7 Breast Shaped Beanie Hat

A hand crocheted hat for your little one to wear! It doesn’t get any more adorable than that. Show your breastfeeding pride with a little humor! The perfect baby shower gift.

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#8 The Boobs Shaped Scarf

Do you want the perfect birthday or bachelor/bachelorette party gift? Then this handmade knitted scarf complete with two well endowed breasts is the product for you! Great quality and creativity. Without dyes, non-toxic and odorless. This scarf is 100% handmade with love.

#9 Breasts Shaped Kettlebells

Ok, we’re actually kinda jealous we didn’t think about this one ourselves. I mean just look at these gorgeous pair of weights. The idea of building up muscle by carrying a heavy pair of jugs is a dream come true. Staring at these should provide plenty of motivation to work out.

#10 Forehead Tittaes

Last but not least is our top most amazing favorite product on this list. The Forehead Tittaes is a hilarious product we wish actually existed. In this Funny or Die classic Oscar winner Marion Cotillard introduces a new product to help women be taken more seriously in the workplace. You gotta see this to believe it!

Oscar winner Marion Cotillard introduces a new product to help women be taken more seriously in the workplace

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Celebrity Birthdays of March. Lady Gaga, Fergie, Shannon Tweed and Leslie Mann

It’s March which means green beer and the luck of the Irish, St Patrick’s Day is almost here. We’re feeling especially lucky right now because we love looking at lovely lady lumps and this month’s got some good ones. From diva pop singers to a Playboy bunny, March is bursting with some breastastic boobs birthdays.

Lady Gaga

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was born on March 28, 1986, in Yonkers, New York. The singer and actress now known as Lady Gaga (the inspiration for her name came from the Queen song "Radio Ga-Ga") is one of the world’s best selling music artists.

Gaga has become a cultural icon, known for her fearless fashion sense and her ability to champion marginalized groups. Lady Gaga has talked openly about her body issues and defended an artist’s right to bare their bodies, even posing nude herself in V Magazine. “I’m really proud of myself that I could take my clothes off and take my makeup off and just be there, because since I was 11 years old I didn’t feel like I could.”

Not just a talented singer and song writer, Lady Gaga also won a Golden Globe for role in American Horror Story: Hotel, starred opposite Bradley Copper in A Star Is Born and played the infamous Patrizia Reggiani in Ridley Scott’s House Of Gucci. We can’t wait to see what this megastar does next.

“I’ve always been famous, it’s just no one knew it yet”

— Lady Gaga

“You define beauty yourself, society doesn’t define your beauty”

— Lady Gaga

“Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put some sunglasses on”

— Lady Gaga

“They can’t scare me, if I scare them first.”

— Lady Gaga

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Fergie

Born Stacy Ann Ferguson on March 27, 1975, in Hacienda Heights, California, singer-songwriter Fergie was a member of the popular hip-hop/rock group the Black Eyed Peas as well as a successful solo artist

Fergie started out as an actress, appearing in commercials and doing voice work before joining the cast of Kids Incorporated in 1984. In 2001 she joined ‘the Black Eyed Peas’ and her career really took off. The group went on to the sell millions of albums worldwide and win several Grammy’s. The song “My Humps” was released in 2005 and skyrocketed Fergie to fame for singing about her lovely lady lumps.

People’s magazine in 2004 selected Fergie as one of the fifty most beautiful people in the world and we agree. We love her curvaceous body and bold attitude.

“I have learned more and more to enjoy my body when I have a few extra pounds on, just being more voluptuous. I say, focus on the body part that you feel most comfortable about.”

— Fergie

“I’m very ambitious, but I also love myself - which means I try to take care of myself.”

— Fergie

“Wearing nice lingerie makes me feel really glamorous. I love to splurge on that.”

— Fergie

“You know, I’m a curvy woman and I just want to be comfortable with that”

— Fergie

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Shannon Tweed

 Shannon Lee Tweed Simmons (born March 10, 1957) is a Canadian actress, model, Playboy Bunny and film producer. This six foot tall Canadian Amazon has guest starred in countless sitcoms from ‘Murder, She Wrote’ to ‘Frasier’ and everything in-between. She’s also the queen of the erotic thriller and a soap opera regular. Shannon is married to Gene Simmons, bassist and co-lead singer of the band Kiss.

Shannon underwent a breast enhancement surgery at the age of 20 before embarking on a modelling career. Her dream to pose for ‘Playboy’ magazine was fulfilled when the TV series ‘Thrill of a Lifetime’ arranged for her to model for the famous magazine. She was named Playmate of the Year in 1982.

Shannon met her future husband at the Playboy mansion and the couple started dating in 1983. Gene waited twenty eight years before finally proposing and the couple were married in 2011 at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The televised wedding brought huge ratings to their reality tv show ‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels’ which aired from 2006-2012.

“I have beauty, intelligence, individuality, sensuality and sexuality.”

— Shannon Tweed

“Everything I do I’ve done before everyone was ready for it. Now Playboy’s like ho hum. Back then everybody disowned me, nobody was my friend anymore- people were embarrassed to do lingerie catalogues. But I was like, I’m not going to stand here and be a waitress for the rest of my life. I had to make a move.”

— Shannon Tweed

“You can still be strong and be feminine.”

— Shannon Tweed

“I realize I can never take my success for granted. It’s not attractive for anyone to be like that. ”

— Shannon Tweed

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Leslie Mann

Leslie Mann was born on 26 March 1972, in San Francisco, Ca. Mann began her career at 18, appearing in a number of television commercials. In 1996, she appeared in The Cable Guy, followed with performances in Freaks & Geeks, Sam Weisman's George of The Jungle alongside Brendan Fraser, Big Daddy with Adam Sandler, Orange County opposite Jack Black, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin with Steve Carell. In 2007, Mann starred alongside Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd in Judd Apatow's comedy Knocked Up, which grossed more than $218 million worldwide.

It was on the set of Cable Guy were Leslie met her husband, writer, director, producer Judd Apatow. The couple have been married for over twenty years and have two daughters Maude and Iris. We salute this funny lady for not being afraid to laugh at herself and for being such a hot MILF!

“Along with age comes more confidence, so it kind of works out.”

— Leslie Mann

“Men. We love them. We respect them. But we rarely get to objectify them.”

— Leslie Mann

“I’d never want to go back to being in my twenties or thirties. I was lost and confused and uncomfortable in my own skin.”

— Leslie Mann

“I feel very protective of younger actresses, because it was so hard for me in the business.”

— Leslie Mann

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Happy birthday to all of these incredibly talented and beautiful ladies. We’ll see you next month with our next batch of boobs birthdays.

The Sexiest Video Game Vixens battle It Out

Booby Pillow Video Gamer Vixen

We’ll never get tired of discussing the amazing assets of actresses and supermodels. But this wouldn’t be a boob blog if we didn’t mention the fact that there’s a whole other universe out there filled with beautiful women running around in bikinis firing rocket launchers. We’re talking about the gaming universe and it’s time to celebrate all that we love about our favorite female video game bombshells. From sexy demons to lady ninjas let’s dive face first into the gravity defying bosoms of these lethal vixens. 

#10 Isabela- Dragon Age II

Coming in at number ten on our list is sexy Isabela, the pirate queen from Dragon Age II. Who doesn’t love a busty pirate wench in thigh high cavalier boots? Isabela’s character is sassy, debaucherous and fun. Not only is she a roaring good time but also a kick ass dueler who can be a love interest for both the male and female protagonist. Say what? A beautiful rogue who goes both ways definitely deserves a spot on this list. 

#9 Kaine- NieR

With her insane fighting skills and unique backstory, this hot tempered intersex half-human half shade captures our hearts. She swears like a sailor while running around destroying her enemies in skimpy lingerie and black kitten heels. Kaine makes mummy bandages look hot and cracks us up everytime she starts running her trucker mouth.

#8 Camilla- Fire Emblem Series

Two words: Armored Corset! Camilla is famous for being one of the bustiest characters in the gaming universe. This elegant and sultry babe is also a ruthless and bloodthirsty warrior who likes to store important items in her massive cleavage. We love making her pull things out of her storage chest. Where’s that darn map? We also enjoy it when the player runs into and bounces off her bountiful boobs.

#7 Rayne- Bloodrayne

This alluring red headed dhampir (half vampire half human) is the main protagonist of the Bloodrayne series. She is sadistically seductive in her black and red leather dominatrix outfit. We love her bold snarky attitude and fondness for profanity. Not to mention her terrifyingly lethal tendencies. This one likes to play with her victims first, and derives pleasure from seeing their fear and pain. She makes our blood run hot and cold at the same time. 

#6 Morrigan Aensland- Darkstalkers

Everyone’s favorite succubus. We’re not the only ones bewitched by this sultry seductress, Morrigan has millions of fans worldwide. With her beauty, confidence and sexy playful nature, she’s become Darkstalkers most famous character. Morrigan has surpassed her video game origins and is now one of Japan’s most recognizable characters. Spawning a whole host of succubi media, manga, pornographic films and animated series. Her signature green hair, ample bosom and purple tights can be seen all over the cosplay world and we like it. 

#5 Chun Li- Streetfighter

No list would be complete without paying respects to the very first female character in a fighting video game. Chun Li has been using those sexy thighs to kick butt since 1991. Countless boys have gone to bed staring at posters of Chun Li on their walls in her cute little qipao dress and matching buns. This courageous Interpol officer will always be our first video game crush. 

#4 Ivy Valentine- Soul Calibur

Ivy Valentine’s breasts are so big they’ve become infamous. Many critics claim that video games have gone too far, and the breast sizes are getting indecent. Namco’s response?  Make em bigger and run an ad campaign featuring nothing but an image of her glorious cleavage and the words “Go big, or go home!” written in Japanese across her chest. This busty combatant takes some serious skill to play though and is more than just her skimpy bondage gear and voluminous breasts. Ivy’s a fierce fighter with Machiavellian tendencies. 

# 3 Quiet- Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain

This elite assassin doesn’t need words to enthrall us. Sure there are bigger racks out there but Quiet’s ability to murder while dressed only in combat boots and a black bikini have earned her a top spot on this list. Just watch her playfully rolling around in the rain or taking a shower  and you’ll be just as obsessed as we are. Quiet may be silent, but she sure is deadly. 

#2 Mai Shiranui- The King of Fighters

The ‘Knockout’ Ninja has been hypnotizing us with her signature ‘kunoichi’ or bouncing fighting style since 1992. Mai has become one of the absolute most popular female characters in the fighting game genre worldwide. This cheerful yet temperamental ninja was the first to feature floating boobs. Something that has been highly criticized over the years. Not by us, or any of her legions of loyal fans who threatened to boycott King of Fighters when they thought to release a version of the game without her. Thousands responded by chanting “No Mai No Buy!” and we agree. 

#1 Lara Croft- Tomb Raider

By today’s standards Lara Croft may not seem that well endowed but back in 1996 when Tomb Raider first came into our lives, she was the epitome of female sexuality. Proving that a tight tank top and pair of short shorts can be just as titulating as bondage gear. There’s no denying her spot at number one. Lara Croft has graced the cover of more magazines than any supermodel or actress and is by far the most successful selling female video game heroine of all time. This adventuring archeologist has raided our dreams and stolen our hearts!

We spent many difficult hours playing with these women trying to decide who should be on the list. Who’s your favorite?

Didn't see your favorite video game bombshell? Leave a comment below and tell us who we missed and why. 

Treat Yourself to Some ‘Love Hormone’ This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be filled with frantic last minute dinner reservations or dreaded unfulfilled expectations. All that really matters is being happy and healthy. Which is why this Valentine’s Day we want to celebrate the ‘love hormone’ oxytocin and all of its incredible health benefits.

In one of our previous blog posts we talked about how looking at and touching a beautiful pair of boobs lowers stress and releases oxytocin. Now we want to dive deep into the many health benefits of  the ‘love hormone’ itself and why it’s so important. 

Oxytocin is a hormone and neurotransmitter that is released when our bodies experience moments of pleasure like playing with a beloved pet, hugging someone or during orgasm. Women also experience a rush of oxytocin while giving birth and breastfeeding. The act of a mother holding her newborn infant to her breast is an extremely important stage in a child’s development. Both mother and child are bathed in oxytocin which forms an intense bond of attachment that allows the child to feel safe and secure.  These same feelings and bonds occur when a couple embraces and spends time cuddling which is why oxytocin is also referred to as the ‘cuddle’ or ‘trust’ hormone.

Oxytocin isn’t just about pleasure though, it also affects our emotions and response to anxiety. A Medical News Today article from 2017, states “that the hormone’s impact on ‘pro-social behaviors’ and emotional responses contributes to relaxation, trust and psychological stability.” It helps regulate the way we respond to stress and anger by stopping us from feeling overwhelmed and insecure. As a medication oxytocin is used to treat depression, help with anger management and even irritable bowel syndrome by relaxing inflamed intestines.

Its ability to improve people’s self esteem in social situations helps those who suffer from social anxiety. By encouraging “personality traits such as warmth, trust, altruism and openness” relationship building becomes easier and more impactful. One 2013 PNAS study even “suggested that oxytocin may help keep men faithful to their partners by activating the reward centers in the brain.” Basically oxytocin is a superhero out to save humanity.

So how can you get your hands on some?  Well you can play with your dog, cuddle with your partner, have more orgasms or start hugging people again. Don’t worry if not all of these options are available there’s still another way. Studies have shown that even hugging inanimate objects such as teddy bears and pillows can have the same oxytocin inducing effects as hugging a real person. Scientists have also found that when people are distressed they respond best to soft textures. Which means when you combine the pleasures of hugging a plush booby shaped memory foam pillow you receive the ultimate dose of stress reducing and anxiety soothing oxytocin. 

So instead of spending this Valentine’s Day fighting over the last table at the Cheesecake Factory, celebrate the true essence of the day by cuddling up to your loved one or beloved Booby Pillow. Basking in the comforting release of oxytocin will lower your blood pressure, alleviate your irritable bowels, boost your self esteem, make you more trusting and kind, reduce anxiety, dissolve anger and even make you a more faithful partner. You could say we’re also doing our part to save humanity :)

Celebrity Birthdays of October. Candice Swanepoel, Gabrielle Union, Gwen Stefani and Julia Roberts

Happy Halloween! It’s a Spooky day but these ladies keep us feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Let’s check out this month’s lovely ladies and wish them a very happy Booby Birthday Month.

Candice Susan Swanepoel

Born 20 October 1988 in Mooi River, Kwa-Zulu Natal, South Africa, Candice is known for her Victoria's Secret modeling.

She became a Victoria's Secret Angel in 2010 and is still contracted with the brand. She’s the first South African model to join Victoria’s Secret. In 2016, she was listed 8th on the Forbes top-earning models list.

The good-looking model graces her body perfectly everywhere she goes. The model stands slim and fair with a height of 5 ft 9 1⁄2 inches weighing 54 kg. Even more, she looks marvelous with blonde hair and blue eyes. Her body measurements are of 34-23-34 inches. Furthermore, her bra size is 32B.

With her appearance as a model, Candice Swanepoel’s amassed quite a considerable amount of fortune throughout her career. As of now, Candice Swanepoel estimated net worth is $25 Million.

“I have always been very comfortable in little clothing; it’s part of my job.
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— Candice Swanepoel

“Being confident in your own skin is very sexy. I think when you have fun and are yourself that is sexy too.”

— Candice Swanepoel

“I want to live my life naked, with all my little naked kids naked in the garden.
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— Candice Swanepoel

“Your body is a machine. Learn the right way to take care of it.
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— Candice Susan Swanepoel

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GABRIELLE UNION

Gabrielle Monique Union was born October 29, 1972. She is a Haitian American actress who began her career in the 1990s, appearing on television sitcoms. Her breakthrough role was in the 2000 film Bring It On.

She landed her first leading role in the 2003 film ‘Deliver Us from Eva’ in which she acted opposite rapper LL Cool J. In 2003, she landed the part of Will Smith’s character’s girlfriend in the film ‘Bad Boys 2’.

In April 2017, Union announced her first book, a memoir, entitled We're Going to Need More Wine. In December 2017, We're Going to Need More Wine was named a Best Book of the Year by a Black Author by The Root magazine. 

Happy Birthday!

““You can love what you see in the mirror, but you can’t self-esteem your way out of the way the world treats you.””

— Gabriell Union

“A lot of women seem to think the way to ingratiate themselves is to put down other women or backstab. That’s the quickest way to be eliminated from my life - try that with me, and you’re out”

— Gabriell Union

“We all have to let go of the Prince Charming complex and realize he doesn’t necessarily exist in the package we assume he’ll come in”

— Gabriell Union

“And anything I have accomplished, I did so not in spite of being a black woman, but because I am a black woman”

— Gabriell Union

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Gwen Stefani

Gwen Renée Stefani is an American singer-songwriter, fashion designer, and actress. Stefani was born on October 3, 1969, in Fullerton, California. She was the lead vocalist for the rock band, No Doubt with whom she released three albums before deciding to go solo. ‘Love. Angel. Music. Baby.’, her first solo album was inspired by music of the 1980s. Moreover, she worked with the rapper Eve that produced "Let Me Blow Ya Mind," for all of which she has become the first artist in history to win both Best Male Video and Best Female Video awards at the 2001 MTV VMAs.

Stefani earned a Grammy Award nomination for her duet with Akon on the album's title track. Including her work with No Doubt, she has sold more than forty million albums worldwide. She has diversified her career with her clothing and accessories lines, L.A.M.B. and Harajuku Lovers. She has been referred to as "the new Madonna" by publications such as ‘The Hollywood Reporter’ and ‘People’. Her red lips, platinum blond hair and dark eyes make her very attractive, and her natural good look is enhanced by her stylish dress sense. Billboard magazine ranked Stefani the fifty-fourth most successful artist and thirty-seventh most successful Hot 100 artist of the last decade.

Happy Birthday Gwen!

“My songs are basically my diaries. Some of my best songwriting has come out of time when I’ve been going through a personal nightmare.”

— Gwen Stefani

“Born to blossom, bloom to perish”

— Gwen Stefani

“I wish I could write more make-believe. It’s a lot easier to write about hard times and when things are going wrong. But I’ve never been a private person.
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— Gwen Stefani

“Act as young as you feel. You’re not getting older; you’re getting more entitled to be your fabulous self”

— Gwen Stefani

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Julia Roberts

Julia was born on October 28, 1967, in Smyrna, Georgia. She made her screen debut in the late 1980s television series Crime Story and later starred in Steel Magnolias in 1989, earning an Academy Award. One of her most iconic roles was in Pretty Woman (1990), with Richard Gere. For her convincing performance, Roberts received an Academy Award nomination for best actress. Roberts eventually went on to win an Oscar for her lead role in Erin Brockovich (2001). She is known for being one of the highest-paid actors and biggest box-office earners in Hollywood.

Julia has been romantically linked with several actors, and married cinematographer Daniel Moder in 2002; the couple has three children together.

Julia has also become involved with UNICEF charities and has made visits to many different countries, including Haiti and India, in order to promote goodwill. Julia Robert remains one of the most popular and sought-after talents in Hollywood.

Happy Birthday Julia!

“I’m just an ordinary person who has an extraordinary job.
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— Julia Roberts

“It’s funny when people say, ‘I don’t think Julia likes me.’ Honey, if I don’t like you, you’re going to know about it.”

— Julia Roberts

“I wouldn’t do nudity in films. For me, personally... To act with my clothes on is a performance; to act with my clothes off is a documentary.”

— Julia Roberts

“I’ve never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I’m like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.
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— Julia Roberts

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¡Happy Birthday to these beautiful women! See you next month with more boobs birthdays!

Celebrity Birthdays of September. Sophia Loren, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek and Beyonce

We love Boobs and so do you. That’s one of the reasons we love writing our monthly Boobs Birthday Newsletter where we celebrate some of the Breastiest Ladies on Earth. They’ve been gifted with amazing looks and fantastic bosoms and we love wishing them a very happy birthday month. So let’s get started!

Sophia Loren

Sofia Villani Scicolone, known professionally as Sophia Loren, is an Italian actress and one of the sexiest women of all time. She was born September 20th, 1934. During the 1960s she starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols. She was named by the American Film Institute as the 21st greatest female star of Classic Hollywood Cinema.

After entering a beauty pageant Loren began her film career at age 16 after being encouraged to enroll in acting lessons. She appeared in several bit parts and minor roles in the early part of the decade. But she launched her international career after signing a five-picture contract with Paramount in 1956. Her film appearances around this time include The Pride and the Passion, Houseboat, and It Started in Naples.

Loren's performance as Cesira in the movie Two Women (1961) earned her the Academy Award for Best Actress, making her the first actor or actress to win an Oscar for a foreign-language performance. Sophia has won five special Golden Globes (including the Cecil B. DeMille Award), a BAFTA Award, a Laurel Award, a Grammy Award, the Volpi Cup for Best Actress at the Venice Film Festival and the Best Actress Award at the Cannes Film Festival. Then In 1991, she received the Academy Honorary Award for lifetime achievements.

Needless to say Sophia is one of a kind! Happy Birthday!

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”

— Sophia Loren

“Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.”

— Sophia Loren

“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view”

— Sophia Loren

“Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical.”

— Sophia Loren

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Monica Bellucci

More Italian Beauties! Monica, also an Italian actress and model is one of those women that just stops you dead in your tracks with her timeless looks. Monica was born September 30th in 1964 in Città di Castello, Umbria. She began her career as a fashion model and has worked for Dolce & Gabbana and Dior. From there her career evolved to Italian films and later American and French films.

Monica began modelling at age 13 by posing for a local photo enthusiast. Later at the age of 24 she left the Faculty of Law at the University of Perugia and moved to one of Europe's fashion centers, Milan, where she signed with Elite Model Management. And just a year later in 1989 she was becoming prominent as a fashion model in Paris and across the Atlantic, in New York City.

Many will recognize her from her dramatic and sexy role in the Matrix movies. See the video below :)

Monica Bellucci is regularly at the top of the lists of the most beautiful women in the world, and she has been recognized as such for several decades in a row. We are honored to include her in this month’s Birthday list.

Happy birthday, Monica!

“A woman has so many facets, and when you create an image, you have to play with all the different moments of your femininity, not just one thing, because everybody can get bored.”

— Monica Bellucci

“We should not be worried about age when it comes to love and attraction.”

— Monica Bellucci

“For me, true beauty has nothing to do with wrinkles and everything to do with the fact that my maternal grandmother raised five children just after the war and remained a fighter throughout her life. ”

— Monica Bellucci

“Beauty is a gift, just like good health or intelligence. The only thing is not to be proud of being beautiful. Because you didn’t do anything - it was given to you.”

— Monica Bellucci

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Salma Hayek

Salma was born September 2, 1966 in Veracruz Mexico. She’s appeared in countless international films as well as Mexican TV shows. Her acting career began in 1989 when she appeared in her first Mexican Soap Opera Teresa. Her career later really took off when she appeared in the films Desperado in 1995 followed by From Dusk till Dawn in 1996 and then Wild Wild West and Dogma in 1999.

But her breakthrough performance was revealed in the 2002 biographical firm Frida which she co-produced to pay homage to the world famous Mexican painter Frida Kahlo. Her role in the film earned her the first ever Academy Award for Best Actress nomination of a Mexican actress. See the video below.

Salma is a gorgeous woman who’s been gracing the screen with her beauty and we are honored to wish her a very happy birthday month.

Happy Birthday, Salma!

“My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.”

— Salma Hayek

“Some men have a silly theory about beautiful women - that somewhere along the line they’ll turn into a monster. That movie [The Little Things] gave them a chance to watch it happen.”

— Salma Hayek

“Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.”

— Salma Hayek

“You can be a thousand different women. It’s your choice which one you want to be. It’s about freedom and sovereignty. You celebrate who you are. You say, ‘This is my kingdom.”

— Salma Hayek

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Beyonce

Beyonce is a world famous super star with a net worth of over $400 Million. She was born September 4th, 1981 in Houston, Texas. Growing up she appeared in numerous singing and dancing competitions and in the late 1990s she hit the big time as the lead singer for Destiny’s Child - one of the best-selling girl groups of all time. Following the breakup of the band in 2006, Beyonce released her second solo album, B’Day with hit singles Irreplaceable and Beautiful Liar.

Beyonce’s film career has also been successful with roles in Pink Panther in 2006, Dreamgirls in 2006, Obsessed in 2009 and The Lion King in 2019.

Beyonce is married to mega star Jay-Z and the dynamic duo have three children together.

Beyonce is one of the world’s most popular recording artists with over 118 million records sold worldwide. She’s won 28 Grammy Awards, 26 MTV Awards, 24 NAACP Image Awards, 31 BET Awards and 17 Soul Train Music Awards.

Without a doubt Beyonce is one of the most talented and sexy women ever. And we’re excited to wish her the best in her birthday month.

Happy Birthday, Beyonce!

“The most alluring thing a woman can have is confidence.”

— Beyonce

“We all have our imperfections. But I’m human, and you know, it’s important to concentrate on other qualities besides outer beauty.”

— Beyonce

“Power is not given to you. You have to take it.”

— Beyonce

“Don’t try to lessen yourself for the world; let the world catch up to you.”

— Beyonce

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Happy Birthday to these beautiful women! See you next month. And in the meantime, visit our store and shop our collection.

Celebrity Birthdays of August. Charlotte McKinney, Madonna, Kylie Jenner and Demi Lovato

It’s our favorite time of the month! Welcome to a brand new issue of our monthly Boobs Birthday Newsletter where we take a moment to wish some beautiful ladies a happy birthday - and take a moment to admire their beauty. We love boobs and we think these women deserve some admiration for sharing their gifts with the rest of the world. This month is full of icons so get ready.

Charlotte McKinney

First up is the ultra sexy Charlotte McKinney. Have you heard of her? If not, then you should get to know her…because there’s few women in the world more perfectly suited to show the world what amazing breasts look like. Born August 6th in Florida Charlotte describes herself as a curvier model with big boobs. It wasn’t easy getting modeling jobs when she started out, so she did what many have had to do and turned to social media instead. Soon she became Insta-famous for her amazing looks. But once she appeared in the Super Bowl commercial for Carl’s Jr. the whole world took notice. The commercial aired during Super Bowl XLIX in 2015 and soon went viral.

She later graced the covers of numerous magazines and had roles in several movies and TV shows. Now she has her own lingerie brand called Charlotte McKinney x Wolf & Whistle which makes sexy garments for women with bigger breasts.

Happy Birthday, Charlotte!

“Don’t be afraid to go up to the hot girl on the beach.”

— Charlotte McKinney

“I’m only 5 ft. 7 in. tall, and for modelling, that’s small, so I wasn’t getting signed, but I kept on pushing.”

— Charlotte McKinney

“I’m not interested in just being the hot girl. I’m really goofy, and I love laughing, and that’s such a big part of who I am.”

— Charlotte McKinney

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Madonna

The one, the only, the ultimate icon….. Madonna!

Where to even begin? Entire books have been written about her. This is a woman who defies any stereotype and has created a one of a kind image and impact on the world. She’s rocked us with her music and shocked us with her sexuality. Born August 16th in Michigan, Madonna grew up knowing she wanted to be a star.

At the age of 20 she moved to New York to start a career centered around her love of dance by focusing on modern dance. That led her into the broader world of entertainment and a couple years later she was performing in bands as a drummer, guitarist and of course as a vocalist. Then in 1983 she released her first solo album titled Madonna. And just a year later she broke out onto the global stage with her iconic album Like a Virgin which included hit singles Material Girl and Like a Virgin.

Fast forward the rest of the 80s and 90s, and Madonna is a household name. Single after single, she’s become one of the most popular musical artists of all time. She’s sold more than 300 million records and is the number one female recording artist of all time. She also has the most number one singles of any female artist in several countries.

In the early 90s she released simultaneously her 5th studio album, Erotica as well as her erotic coffee table book titled Sex. The book shocked the media and a lot of the public. But people couldn’t get enough and she sold more than 1.5 million copies at $50 each in a matter of days.

And Madonna didn’t slow down in this century. She’s appeared in films and has continued to perform and release hit singles.

Happy Birthday Madonna!

“I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.”

— Madonna

“I wouldn’t have turned out the way I was if I didn’t have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against.”

— Madonna

“A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.”

— Madonna

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Kylie Jenner

According to Forbes, Kylie’s net worth was $1 Billion in 2019 - making her the world’s youngest self made billionaire at age 21. Yeah she’s kind of on another planet. Let’s break it down.

Kylie was originally best known for being Kim Kardashian’s little sister. She’d appear sometimes on Kim’s reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians. She was born August 10th, 1997 and by the age of 14 she was already getting involved in her own business deals. She collaborated with the surf style clothing brand PacSun to create her own line of clothing along with her sister named Kendall & Kylie. 

Later in 2015 she released her own cosmetic line called Kylie Lip Kits which became a sensation and launched her career as a big time business woman. Kylie Cosmetics as it’s now called is now a multi-Billion dollar enterprise.

Not only that but she has gorgeous looks and continues to be one of the most followed people on social media with over 260 Million followers on Instagram. WHAT?? 

Happy Birthday Kylie!

“Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.”

— Kylie Jenner

“I take, like, 500 selfies to get one I like.”

— Kylie Jenner

“There’s a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you’re willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it’s never going to happen.”

— Kylie Jenner

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Demi Lovato

Demi has sold over 24 million records in the US, received numerous awards, and appeared on TV and film. Born August 20th, her career started early on the TV show Barney and Friends from 2002 to 2004. A few years later in 2008 she appeared on the TV musical films Camp Rock and Camp Rock 2. She appeared as a judge on the second and third seasons of X-Factor. She’s also appeared on Will & Grace and Glee.

Her awards include an MTV Music Award, 14 Teen Choice Awards, 5 People’s Choice Awards, 2 Latin American Music Award and even 1 Guinness Book of World Record. She’s been busy!

We think she’s also super sexy and wish her a very happy birthday!

“If I’m able to use my voice to do good in the world then I definitely want to do that.”

— Demi Lovato

“Some of my fans have said that because I’ve been able to speak about my issues, that they’re not afraid to speak about theirs, which is an amazing feeling.”

— Demi Lovato

“I think that women who know who they are are beautiful.”

— Demi Lovato

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Happy Birthday to these beautiful women! See you next month. And in the meantime, visit our store and shop our collection.

Celebrity Birthdays of July. Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, Ariel Meredith, Jessica Simpson and Phoebe Cates

July…what a beautiful sunny month. And as summer is in full swing it’s time to get together to celebrate five new birthday girls! This month we’re commemorating three great actresses, a talented singer and an elegant supermodel.

Sofia Vergara

The Modern Family actress was born July 10th 1972 in Barranquilla, Colombia. Her career started in a very Hollywoody way…. She was discovered by a photographer while she was sunbathing on the beach. Her beauty brought her new jobs as a model and T.V. hostess. But her acting catapulted once she moved to the United States for the T.V. series Fuera de Serie (1995). After it she acted in Big Trouble (2002) and of course Modern Family (2009).

Despite loving her body and being proud of her 32 DDD boobs, Sofia Vergara is thinking about the future. She believes that aging with her breast size will probably bring her neck and back pain, and so for that reason she’s decided to have reductive breast surgery. We thank her for years of being able to gaze on her amazing figure and we wish her many more years of good health!

“Confidence is sexy! I’m comfortable with my body and not afraid to show it off.”

— Sofia Vergara

“Well, in Colombia everybody’s very voluptuous, and you’re supposed to be. You don’t want to be skinny when all of your cousins are mermaids. You grow up thinking that’s how beauty is.”

— Sofia Vergara

“To be a pretty girl, to be a voluptuous girl, has opened many doors for me. I would be ungrateful to say it’s all because of my brains and my talent. I have stayed working for 20-something years, so there must be something else behind the guns.”

— Sofia Vergara

Pamela Anderson

This Baywatch babe was born on July 1st 1967 in British Columbia, Canada. Her international fame began after being on the cover of Playboy in 1989. Soon after, she moved to Los Angeles to start her acting career. At the same time she bleached her brunette hair to become a blonde and she had breast augmentation surgery to have a 34D cup size. Her acting debut came with the sitcom Home Improvement (1991), a year after she was casted for the T.V. series Baywatch.

A couple of years after acting for the big screen and getting married to Mötley Crue drummer Tommy Lee the couple recorded a home sex video while boating on a lake. The video was later stolen from their home and although they tried to stop the spread, the video became a viral sensation and the biggest celeb sex video scandal ever. Despite the lawsuits, the video coudn´t be deleted from the web.

Her breasts had gone for many surgeries, after her first breast augmentation on 1991 Anderson decided to remove her breast impants because her modeling career was on the downfall, but a year later she decided to get bigger implants. In 2005 she decided to make them bigger.

“My breasts have a career. I’m just tagging along.”

— Pamela Anderson

“I think I’m in control of what I do and what I’ve done. I think that’s the ultimate feminine power. Do as you want.”

— Pamela Anderson

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Eventually you just have to realize that you’re living for an audience of one. I’m not here for anyone else’s approval.”

— Pamela Anderson

Ariel Meredith

Our third birthday girl was born on July 11th 1986 in Shreveport, Louisiana. Her modeling career started at the age of 14 when she won a modeling contest in Dallas, Texas. The triumph made her sign with Campbell Modeling Agency and Ford Models Agency. In these years she appeared in Cosmopolitan, Teen Cosmopolitan and Seventeen magazines. In 2002 she became part of the MTV T.V. show Fashionably Loud. And as her modeling career was beginning, she was asked by a New York modeling agency to have a breast reduction surgery, she proudly said no and left.

She’s also known for appearing five times in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition in 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2015. Ariel Meredith has walked for famous designers such as Vera Wang, Junya Watanabe, Dolce and Gabbana, Diesel, between others. She has also worked with internationak brands like Levi’s, Victoria’s Secret, Nine West, Gap, H & M, Cover Girl.

“ I mean, if you have them, flaunt them.”

— Ariel Meredith

“I’m not stereotyped into doing just fashion or just swimwear. I think I got on the lucky wagon and I’m able to be sexy, edgy and editorial at the same time.”

— Ariel Meredith

“Had I gone through with a breast reduction, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Some girls hear that, and then they go do it, but in my heart, I felt that just wasn’t right. I thought, “God gave me this. What am I gonna take ‘em away for?””

— Ariel Meredith

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was born on July 10th 1980 in Abilene, Texas. She was 12 when she started her singing carreer in The Mickey Mouse Club where she ended as one of the finalists with Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. Her acting career stared with a recurring role in That 70s Show”, and later in 2003 she had her own reality T.V. show Nick & Jessica. As a singer she has recorded seven albums and as an actress she has appeared in movies like Employee of the Mionth (2006), The Dukes of Hazard (2005), The love Guru (2008).

On May 2020, she accused Vogue of body-shaming her “for having boobs”. What made her upset was a comment made by former Vogue creative digital director Sally Singer, saying “She was wearing Michael Kors and her breasts maybe fell out of her dress on the red carpet…”. Soon after she made the accusation Vogue offered her a public apology.

“At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”

— Jessica Simpson

“
I love to be comfortable, but I also love to play up the glamour.”

— Jessica Simpson

“I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect.”

— Jessica Simpson

Phoebe Cates

This famous actres was born on July 16th 1963 in New York City. Her career started as a model, when she posed for Seventeen magazine. This catapulted her into the acting scene and is now known for her roles in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Paradise (1982) and Gremlins (1984). Also in 1984 she was named one of America's 10 Most Beautiful Women.

In the 1980’s she was one of the most popular actress because of her beauty and spectacular body. She did one of the most unforgettable breast scenes in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982). In this scene she slowly steps out of the pool, wet and with the sun on her skin she gently frees her boobs.

“In this business, if a girl wants a career, she has to be willing to strip. If you’ve got a good bod, then why not show it?”

— Phoebe Cates

“Modeling teaches you to be completely conscious of the camera. Acting is being totally unconscious of it.”

— Phoebe Cates

“People follow proven formulas in any business.”

— Phoebe Cates

Happy Birthday to these beautiful women! See you next month. And In the meantime, visit our store and shop our collection.